Step 3: Flatten Meat

Take a chunk of ground beef, about the size of two golf balls, and roll into a ball.  Place the ball on a piece of parchment paper and add another piece of parchment paper over it.

Use your palm to flatten the ball a bit (not too flat, you just want to make sure the top of the ball is flat when you start rolling it out).

Roll the ground beef out to 1/4" thick.  Using a knife, cut out a rectangle that is 8" x 5".  This actually may change depending on what size you are.  In step 5 I talk about how to customize the underwear pattern pieces.  The size of the rectangles depend on the size of the pattern pieces.  Each pattern piece should fit w/in the rectangle. 

You will need 5 of these rectangles for the brief jerky pattern.
<p>wearing dead animals on my private parts? no thanks, i'll pass</p>
The ultimate in over-consumerism and waste. I shouldn't have to explain that something was killed against its will to make that beef and you use it as a joke. Wtf is wrong with the world nowadays. People are starving to death in Africa. Why should you care though hey?
Maybe we should all make a pair of jerky-briefs and send them to Africa?
I'm going to make and send some... but, I'm going to wear them to a sporting event first... just for extra tenderizing... because I care for my fellow human beings, and their ability to chew a tough piece of meat!
I'm making two pairs and sending them!
<p>Shut up.</p>
<p>Really? Who says it's going to waste? Get over yourself Mother Teresa...</p>
So where is the waste? They are edible. No doubt the plan is to eat them off your partner. depend in the size they would be good for more than one fun time activity, pretty much guaranteeing they will be consumed to the last bit. Without waste the charge of consumerism isn't valid. Animal have been dying to provide nutrition for other animals for a long time. Who is to say it's wrong with infallible certainty?
You've got me there, I honestly didn't think anyone would wear dried-out old meat round their crotch and then eat it. Can't say it's something I'd do and I had assumed that this was a joke. If it's a completely serious instructable then you're right, it's not at all wasteful. Just really, really weird. Oh well, I guess it takes all sorts!
Srry I forgot to mention I'm only 12 <br>I'm only 12 and I hunt with my dad( His website is the mjhood one)
<p>wouldn't it burn her vagina</p>
<p>Yes. Yes it would.</p>
this would be kinda useful in a zombie apocalypse.
<p>OMG this is the BEST random instructable, EVER!!!</p><p>Bravo! Kudos! I wonder if I could make tempeh shorts for my vegan friends. I'll let you know.</p>
For those comments that are rude about how disgusting it is to eat the jerky OFF of your partner, it's not like it's IN them. There are far worse acts done in the bedroom with just the bodies- mouth and lower body parts included. Get over it. To each their own. Besides, you don't have to make it wearable. I like the idea simply because it's novel. I'd make them as little snack favors just for fun, not to wear. :P
that's just so nasty. have fun with your yeast infection.
Do you still pair a red wine with beef, in this situation? Let's see... is it red with beef, white with fish? Or the other way around? I get confused.
If you can't cut the steak thin enough, you could just cut it as thin as you can manage and then hammer it flat with a mallet.
This is so awesome that I created an account specifically to tell you that. Props on being a software enginerd and understanding how to &quot;engineer&quot; clothing too, especially outta food. totally hot : )
Seems mighty uncomfortable, i just cringe looking at it.
I think the plan is you wouldn't be wearing this underwear for long :)
you would not want to be in a hurry and you'd need some set of jaws on ya .......LOL........
could i use oven toaster?<br>
disgusting name<br>
I keep thinking, where Fruit Roll-Ups, Fruit By The Foot, etc.. were originated as... But with this one, I can't help but think of Lady Gaga at the 2010 MTV music Video awards.....
Actually back in the 70's there was a product called CANDY PANTS which was sheet cherry licorish cut into a bikini shape and tied with licorish laces. I was a maid at the time and used to find them at least once a week always had a part eaten away, hmmmmmm well yeah that left nothing to think about!
Lady Gaga's been there, done that.
One question comes to mind no else seems to want to ask, but as a realist I WILL! WHYTHE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO MAKE,WEAR OR EVEN CONTEMPLATE THIS IDEA? TELL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
With the HOT sauce and CHILI flakes, wouldn't it be a bit too much for undies? I've itched my man bits several hours after chopping chili's and very much regretted it. <br>My other concern is, how durable are they? LOL
OMG, as a big hiker and outdoorsman, this would be the sexiest thing ever, especially if she had a bra made out of deer hide, and a headdress with antlers.
Well def would be uncomfortable need to go wit G string Edibles ;D
yummy! a lot better than the fruit roll-up edible panties. jerky isn't sticky. lol!
OK! Let's bump this up a notch. Jump in the hot-tub to soften things up a bit and chew away! Secondary benefit? Soup!
humm ... where's the modeling pics? I was hoping to see it in action.
Just because you CAN do something, doesn't mean you SHOULD! :-)
YUCK!! Looks gross. Would break out in a rash if I tried to wear something like that!
For the sake of you loved one's special places, please be careful not to make the jerky too spicy...<br>
Oh my gosh. So much wrong with this idea... but I give you credit for having the nerve to post this. :)<br>
I had to laugh at this comment, it is just so, so wrong.<br><br>Yet, Kudos to Carleyy, if only I had an imagination like this, and the Instructable documentation skills to back it up!
I'm with kazmataz. <br>And I'm a carnivore.
That would take some chewing through. Probably have to start on February 13th...Love it!