Step 1: The Stove
*The hood is that thingy up top with the sucky part (Fan) and bright bit (Light).
Step 2: The Bits and Pieces
Some of that re-usable sticky tacky stuff that you can safely stick posters to walls with... or some gum.
One CFL (NOT Football) with a daylight colour temperature of 5000k - 5500k
(just look for whatever you can find which will give you the whitest light possible)
Step 3: The Setup
Screw the new white bulb into the hood.
Lay the Bristol Board over the stove top allowing for the natural curve* as the board goes up the back, and keep it in place with that sticky stuff wherever you need it.
*The natural curve in the board is needed to give the illusion of an endless flowing white background.
Step 4: The Subject
Pretty self explanatory really... if you think about it.
Take your photo.
Seriously though... this pic right here is good enough for posting. It's lit well enough and the most important point is... IT'S IN FOCUS!
Step 6: The Tweaks
The Contrast and Brightness was tweaked a bit here, with a little white to fill in a few nasty spots.
Step 7: The Tweaks... Continued
Step 8: The Money Shot
There you go!
Alright... let's just all agree that if you're gonna post some pics... at least try to make sure that they're in focus!