Picture of The Tootsie Ro. . . . Uh, Drink
This drink tastes just like the name implies . . . but doesn't infringe upon anyone's copyright.

Step 1: What You Need

Picture of What You Need
You'll need:

2 oz of apple cider
1 oz of vodka
1/2 oz of Cointreau*
1/2 oz of Frangelico

Pour all of these ingredients into a cocktail shaker and top up with ice. Cover and shake until you're tired of it and your hands can't take anymore of the cold.

*Can you use Triple Sec? . . . No! You can't use Triple Sec! Triple Sec is for teenage girls to get drunk on at slumber parties right after the pillow fight but before they start making out!


Thank you. Beautifully written.

dlewisa (author)  SelkeyMoonbeam1 year ago
Thanks! Bottoms up!