Introduction: The Tootsie Ro. . . . Uh, Drink
This drink tastes just like the name implies . . . but doesn't infringe upon anyone's copyright.
Step 1: What You Need
2 oz of apple cider
1 oz of vodka
1/2 oz of Cointreau*
1/2 oz of Frangelico
Pour all of these ingredients into a cocktail shaker and top up with ice. Cover and shake until you're tired of it and your hands can't take anymore of the cold.
*Can you use Triple Sec? . . . No! You can't use Triple Sec! Triple Sec is for teenage girls to get drunk on at slumber parties right after the pillow fight but before they start making out!
Step 2: Pour
Pour into a cocktail glass (or, if you're fancy as hell, a "sherbet glass" as pictured), garnish with orange zest (forgive me, I only had lemons on hand), and drink until you can't see.