Dead Easy Cream Cheese

 by karalalala
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This is the very first effort in my foray into cheesemaking!

Aside from the fact I was attempting to make ricotta, it turned out pretty damn well.

It's a perfect spreadable texture. Look how it held the texture from the tea towel it was wrapped in! It's so creamy and the salt & vinegar give it so much tastiness. Also leaving it out at room temperature for a day gives it an extra little background flavour of cheesy funk that sounds gross in words but is delicious in your mouth.


Home Made Cream Cheese

Yield: 450g+
Time: 2 days, 20 minutes of actual work
Cost: $

Hardware:
- medium, heavy bottomed pot
- thermometer
- measuring cup
- fine mesh seive
- cheesecloth / clean tea towel
- clean string or twine
- wooden spoon
- tall jar or pot

Software:
- 1 1/2 litres of heavy cream
- 1/3 cup white vinegar
- Splash of balsamic vinegar
- 2 tsp salt

Heat cream + salt  in a clean, heavy bottomed sauce pan on medium heat until it reaches 180F on a thermometer. Stir it gently so it doesn’t burn on the bottom.

If you don't have a thermometer, you want it to be just near boiling, bubbling slightly, with steam coming off the top. It will be hot to the touch, but try not to bring it to a full boil.

Once it reaches 180F, pull it off the heat and let it cool 5-10 minutes. Add in your vinegar. Taste it with a spoon, if its not tangy enough, add more vinegar. If it’s not salty enough, add more salt!

 
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Step 1: Let it sit

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Leave in the pot with a tea towel over top over night, or at least 8 hours.

You'll notice that the cream begins to separate. You’ll have a thick layer of cream “curd” on top and a yellowy water underneath, that’s the whey.
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Grapes Laface says: Feb 24, 2013. 1:55 AM
I know I'm late to this conversation, but I just saw this on the Best of 2012 and was super intrigued. Sounds like mascarpone!

http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/cheese/mascarpone.HTM

...which is PERFECT! Because there are so many delicious mascarpone cake recipes. Just add gelatin so it holds up as a cream filling, and then use in stuff like:
http://shesimmers.com/2010/08/strawberry-mascarpone-cream-cake-or-ice-cream-cake.html
and
http://sweetapolita.com/2013/02/vanilla-blackberry-mascarpone-cake-for-two/

UGHH thanks so much for this recipe!! will try soon.
vincent7520 says: Feb 17, 2013. 12:37 PM
Living in France I don't need to make my own cheese. Having heavy cholesterol makes life miserable here.
But this recipe reminds me of the "fromage blanc" my mother used to make from milk that turned sour on the refrigerator shelf. She didn't have to use any vinegar to have the milk separate. It was a real treat : especially in summer with strawberries !…
Then again milk was not this watery white liquid they sell now. Each (glass) bottle was topped by a thick layer of cream … which was delicious too : another treat, another story !…
Thanks for sharing.
kafkaian says: Jan 14, 2013. 1:12 AM
I've been making cheese out of full-cream milk for some years now and this is what I've noticed. When following recipes that require a rolling boil on the milk, the curds and whey separate out instantly on application of the vinegar or lemon juice. So rather than two days, I make this cheese in a few hours from boiling to cooling as cheese in the fridge. However, when I go for a lower temperature, the result is a less clear separation and a softer cheese where I have to use a finer cheese cloth. I prefer the texture of the latter, but still like the harder former.
shazni says: Oct 2, 2012. 7:15 PM
does this taste like Philadelphia cream cheese? i want to use it in recipes that ask for cream cheese as Philadelphia c.cheese is so expensive here.
couponqueen1611 says: Sep 8, 2012. 2:58 PM
Okay, I just taste tested my first batch. It wasn't as smooth as I expected. Is that normal or is there something I can do to came it smoother? Also, has anyone used this in recipes? Does it do well to cooking? I'm interested in baking a cheese cake. yum
dscopel says: Sep 6, 2012. 4:11 PM
Hi
I was psyched to give this a shot but when I added the vinegar nothing happened! It tasted cheesy but never separated. No curds. No whey. I let it sit overnight, added more vinegar, reheated it and even did a cheesy dance with my kids. But all we got was vinegar cream soup. Where could I have gone astray with this??? It seems like a no brainer.
karalalala (author) in reply to dscopelSep 7, 2012. 2:19 PM
Hm! At the very least that much of an acid should have curdled the cream. That is weird... Check your cream carton, sometimes heavy cream comes with a list of 3-6 stabilizers and gums to let it whip faster, smoother and make it feel creamy and keep forever. I'm wondering if that's your problem. My cream just had one ingredient on it: cream. Sorry you wasted a bunch of expensive cream, I should have made a little note about that! It could be possible that its heavily homogenized, but I'm pretty sure the cream I used was, and it worked out great... hm.

If you haven't thrown it away you can use it to to marinate meat (chicken livers, mmm) or if its not too vinegary, use it to make a bechamel for mac and cheese or something. Man! That's such a bummer. Let me know if you have the kind of cream with locust bean gum and all that garbage in it, that's gotta be the reason.
dscopel in reply to karalalalaSep 8, 2012. 7:49 AM
I had the same realization about the stabilizers after I posted but the cartons were long gone by that point. That must be it though. It tasted good and I did pour it over some brownies, which was great. But I didn't have the time to turn it into something else like a chowder. So most of it went down the drain :( The mac and cheese idea is great and can't believe that I didn't think about it.

I did it again yesterday with a half gallon of whole milk and it turned out really well. However, I will be searching for some pure cream today because the whole milk version just doesn't look or tasted as creamy as the cream version looks like it will.

Thanks again for posting it!
karalalala (author) in reply to dscopelSep 8, 2012. 2:21 PM
CHOWDER! Man.. that would have been good. I haven't had chowder in ages.. maybe I'll make some chowder today.. hmm.

I'm really glad you tried it again and it worked out! That makes me happy.
couponqueen1611 says: Sep 8, 2012. 3:59 AM
I started a batch yesterday and have it in the refrigerator straining right now....can't wait. Has anyone tried any recipes using this cream cheese? Does it seem to act like cream cheese when cooked? I'm interested in making a cheese cake...
beer20 says: Aug 23, 2012. 3:50 PM
Great instructable, I've also read somewhere you can do this with whole milk. When you add the vinegar, stir and you will see the clumps start to form. Try adding dry herbs or spices into the mixture as well, before you pour it into the cheesecloth. Again, thanks so much for this. Now all I have to try to do is cold process soap...:-)
karalalala (author) in reply to beer20Aug 23, 2012. 4:05 PM
Going to have to try it with whole milk next I think. My hypothesis is that it will come out great, you'll just get less cheese, due to the higher water content and lower fat content. I'll report back!
Pilgrimm in reply to karalalalaSep 6, 2012. 9:17 PM
Many thanks for this wonderful, simple to follow 'ible!
FYI...If you have ever seen a video of hard cheese being made, the milk is heated in a huge stainless steel tank, which resembles a table. The heater is underneath. The milk fills up this "table/tank" to a height of about 8 to 12 inches. After the milk comes to the correct temperature, and the salt is added, rennet is added, and stirred in manually. (Check Wiki for rennet... comes from a cow's stomach...blecchh...) The mixture (not yet cheese) begins to solidify almost immediately! The next day, the mixture (which now consists of curd and whey) is scooped into molds (mostly of a wheel shape), and then put into a press, to press out the remaining whey. After some time has gone by, they remove the baby cheese from the mold, and coat it with wax, and then put it onto shelves to age. The different qualities of the raw milk, and the rennet, and the amount of salt, etc., makes the differences in regional cheeses.
I believe it was an episode of NOVA which was devoted to a nun from a Connecticut convent who has studied cheese-making.... it was a fascinating program. Check the PBS archives, you may find it. You might also find something helpful on YouTube...
Now I'm going to try to put some home-made cream cheese on my table for lots less green stamps than I pay those "Philly" people. Good luck, and thanks once more!
ejcliz says: Aug 23, 2012. 10:00 AM
you can also use the whey as fertilizer for plants.
karalalala (author) in reply to ejclizAug 23, 2012. 3:53 PM
I actually tried this, last year.. on my house plants. Don't ever put whey on your house plants.... I'm so stupid. First, it stinks, then it gets a weird mold, and then your beautiful african violets die a horrible, moldy, stanken death..

Awesome for outside plants though!
ellenjoelle in reply to karalalalaAug 31, 2012. 10:42 PM
that's a bit hilarious. rip african violets. ^_^
Thetis says: Aug 24, 2012. 4:18 AM
Cheese, even cream cheese is usually made using milk, not cream. Ricotta is actually a by product of whole milk cheese making, and is made from whey.

What you have made is some kind of clotted cream. No wonder it's nice!
karalalala (author) in reply to ThetisAug 24, 2012. 5:48 PM
I know you can make clotted cream by heating it gently for a few hours and skimming off the top, wrinkly layer of cream and then spreading it over everything within arms reach and cackling at the awesome fatty goodness. Perhaps my next instructable... Technically I think Ive made a really thick sour cream type product. But it looks, and tastes, exactly like cream cheese. Try it, Thetis! Let me know what you think.
Thetis in reply to karalalalaAug 28, 2012. 2:22 AM
I'm sure it's lovely. I've dabbled with home made cheese before. However, given the price of cream in the UK, and the danger to my already expanding waist line from the huge blob of this stuff I'd end up with, I'm afraid I am unlikely to try this one any time soon! But full marks for adding yet another thing to the long list of things I have to resist these days.
snoopindaweb says: Aug 26, 2012. 9:29 AM
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suayres says: Aug 24, 2012. 10:20 PM
Okay, it looks and sounds wonderful, BUT. As my hub had a nearly fatal heart attack a couple years ago, we steer clear of full-fat cream cheese, and generally go for neufchâtel at most. So, is there a less fat-laden version of this which I could attempt? Thanks so much!
karalalala (author) in reply to suayresAug 24, 2012. 5:51 PM
Oh no. Thats too bad. I'm not sure about a less fatty version, as fat is pretty much the only thing this cream cheese is made of. I think a few people, myself included, may be playing around with this recipe using milk.. but I know it wont come out the same. Neufchatel is lovely though, go with that!
acaig says: Aug 24, 2012. 2:28 PM
Hi
Fantastic guide I am watering at the mouth here
I have a question for you clever people would using lactose free milk work? (invade there is more than 1 type I use lactofree and they remove the lactose by adding a bacteria that eats it)
If nobodys sure I will have a go and let you know how it goes incase it helps anyone on a Fodmap or lactose free diet
karalalala (author) in reply to acaigAug 24, 2012. 5:43 PM
Well I haven't tried this using milk, but I think the big part of how it came out is due to the fatty fatness of the cream. But I cant see why a lactose free cream would change the results!

Please let me know how it goes, I'm very interested.
acaig in reply to acaigAug 24, 2012. 2:37 PM
Incase not invade doh stupid stupid phone txt keyboad and now to cycle through 10 captcha till I find one that agrees with me
Simply Logic says: Aug 24, 2012. 5:17 AM
i like :)
...this also works using lemon and lime juice, and is a great sweet version for cream cake filler
karalalala (author) in reply to Simply LogicAug 24, 2012. 5:41 PM
Yeah! I was wondering if using cirtus juice would make like.. a mascarpone almost. Awesome
badmoonryzn says: Aug 24, 2012. 5:25 PM
Holy Hanna,

That photo of the cheese and cracker looks delightful! I can almost taste it. It looks too good! I have got to try it myself now.
onrust says: Aug 24, 2012. 5:19 PM
Your last photo makes me HUNGRY!
Lindie says: Aug 24, 2012. 4:33 AM
Looks good! And easy...:-)
Kokopeli says: Aug 23, 2012. 10:41 AM
Very cool! I may just try this tonight. I wonder how long the cream cheese will last before it spoils...

The part that kinda sucks for me is that a quart of heavy cream runs me close to five bucks which breaks down to more than what I would pay for a half pound of name brand cheese. As I mentioned above though, sometimes having complete control over the ingredients going into your food is well worth the extra cost.

Thanks for the creamy, cheesey-funk instructable!
fishbait3 in reply to KokopeliAug 23, 2012. 4:32 PM
If you buy Wal Mart brand heavy whipping cream it is $3.95 a quart. I use it to make Butter. It works great.
Kokopeli in reply to fishbait3Aug 23, 2012. 10:42 PM
Cool, good to know! I also think I've seen half gallon containers at Sam's for around $6.00. I will need to check on that as well.
karalalala (author) in reply to KokopeliAug 23, 2012. 3:57 PM
My litre of cream here cost $6.00 and got me about 450g of cream cheese.. and here a bar of Philly is $3.50 for 250g. So it saved me about a buck.

Not really worth doing solely based the economy of it, unless you're making a half ton. However, the taste is way MORE! And its fun, and you look like a super whizz slapping that bad boy down on the table with some Ritz and being like.. yeah, I made that.. no big deal. *flex flex*
karalalala (author) in reply to karalalalaAug 23, 2012. 3:59 PM
OH! Also, I'm not sure how long this lasts, because two of us ate it in about an hour.....

But definitely not as long as your store bought stuff, because that stuff lasts for an unnaturally long time. I would guestimate, the better part of a week.
Boldhawk in reply to karalalalaAug 23, 2012. 11:27 PM
I discovered that if you wrap the store bought cream cheese, so the wrapper is actually touching snug against the cheese, it will now allow mold to grow. I've been able to use it for more than 2 weeks... which is approximately the amount of time for me to consume one of those Phila cream Cheese.

Without the wrapper touching... it will begin to show mold inside 3 to four days.

(To the site admin: the captcha words are so illegible to me, that I have to get at least seven tries to get something I can read...I hope you can use something like adding numbers, or such...)
Boldhawk in reply to BoldhawkAug 23, 2012. 11:29 PM
correction: it will now allow should be:
it will NOT allow
Kokopeli in reply to karalalalaAug 23, 2012. 4:13 PM
That is along the lines of what I was thinking as well. Thanks again for this one!! I will be checking out the rest of your instructables. It seems we have some common interests!
ysabet says: Aug 23, 2012. 4:27 PM
Nicely done! I've played around with cheesemaking a few times and with varying success; I'll have to try this one. As for ricotta, I make it fairly regularly using whole milk and a ratio of 8 tablespoons of lemon-juice to one gallon of milk. Follow pretty much the same instructions you've written above, except that you want to retain a little more whey (I tend to drain mine in a large mesh strainer lined with cheesecloth) as ricotta tends towards dryness.
karalalala (author) in reply to ysabetAug 23, 2012. 5:47 PM
I was actually originally intending to make ricotta.. I wasnt following a recipe or anything though, just making it up, and had no idea what was going to be in the tea towel after 2 days. I'll try your instructions, because I really want some ricotta! Thanks!
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