It's time to TAKE BACK Breakfast with HONOR and DIGNITY and the SWEETNESS OF PEACHES!
Soldier! Grab yourself a SUGARY MUFFIN, a RIPE JUICY PEACH, and a SHARP KNIFE and we'll
(dont forget to finish this!!!!!!)
Step 1: Procure the Goods
The peach must be ripe! The goal of this endeavor is to have sweet juice of the peach dripping all over your indulgent muffin! If your peach isn't ripe you will leave a bad comment AND I AM AT MY LIMIT PEOPLE
Step 2: SLICE EVERYTHING INTO MOON CIRCLES
Now slice the peach into MOON CIRCLES, around 1/2 to 3/4" thick.
See how we did that with the peach? DO IT TO THE MUFFIN! That's right, cut that muffin into moon circles too!
Man look at all of these moon circles this is crazy how many moon circles we have.
Step 3: YESSSS!!!! EATING TIME!!!!
I hope you enjoyed it!
Blessings from USA,
- Man-Eating Pit