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Pirate Plunder! Design and Plan a Costumed Raid

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Working at Instructables is sweet, but sometimes other companies attempt to challenge our position as most awesome place to work. It's during those dangerous times that we have to put on some makeup, roll up our sleeves, and assert our positions as most dangerously awesome company in San Francisco.

Most recently we had a challenge from Three Rings, a virtual environment gaming company from just down the block. We recently took care of that threat and created this instructable as we went along.

Here's a warning video for all those who think of talking smack. Yeah, that's right, you better shush.


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Step 1: Scope Out Your Target

The design company Because We Can outfitted the Three Rings office to look like the interior of the Nautilus submarine from Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. I mean, come on.... it's the Nautilus!

This is part of why we had to attack.

Getting in was the tough part, but we had a connection on the inside. Annie is a soft hearted and trusting lady, so when we asked her if we could visit she had no idea what was about to go down.

Step 2: Devise a Gameplan

War is war, be it pirate or otherwise. Planning is always the key to victory; Sun Tzu claims in the Art Of War:

The general who wins the battle makes many calculations in his temple before the battle is fought. The general who loses makes but few calculations beforehand.

So, after much serious deliberation, we split tasks as follows:

  • Weapons Creation
  • Banner Fabrication
  • Pirate Hat Fold-ation
  • Make-up and Body Decoration

While it is in a pirate's nature to want to go right to the attack, the planning stages are key for a successful raid. If you are currently looking for a pirate captain to join your crew, I recommend placing an ad in the classifieds for someone with organizational skills. Photoshop skills a plus.
canida6 years ago
Why does all the fun happen when I'm away? We need to raid more web2.0 companies! Maybe every build day?
Zorink canida6 years ago
Raid M5 Industries next!
Agreed!
 You'd open the door and the first squad would get blown away by the chicken gun. A marshmallow gun fight would ensue. Meanwhile, Grant would mount a turret to Deadblow and send him behind enemy lines. Tetranitrate's tennis ball mortar would take care of it. Then, thermite grenades would take out the wall and both sides would be obliterated with the coffee creamer cannon going off inside the workshop.
Not if I had anything to do with it.  I don't post many creations here cause I make stuff that just doesn't belong in hands that would misuse it.  Let's face it, miniature catapults are good, but handheld long range weapons aren't something I want as my legacy here.

Anyway, all I'd have to do is combat their chicken gun with my high-power air cannon and we'd have a little war on our hands.  Yes, my cannonballs are paper, but when you soak and compress and dry paper many times over, you get something useful.
 But you've got to admit, the non-dairy creamer cannon going off inside the shop would get rid of all life.
Probably.  Depends on who's super-weapon goes off first, the Creamer Cannon, or my Soda Can Catastrophe.  You don't want to know what it takes to launch full soda cans out 300 feet...

Nor how satisfying when they explode all over the target and anything 10 feet around the impact site.
We do this every once in a while at school. We plan as a class (without telling our teacher) and just raid other classes (for food and supplies). :) We bring drinks and cake though, so its like a party.
how do you get allowed to do this at school!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
 seriously!
 Pirate: Drink beer and fight the ninjas with swords and cannons all day.

Ninja: Wait all day, sneak on to the ship at night and kill all the pirates silently.
CameronSS6 years ago
I really want to mount a pirate flag on my bicycle now.
Agreed, that and I want to mount a nerf gun with air-restrictor mod to the handlebars. Solve problems with friends... The easy way.
hehe... bicycle drive-bys

a_traceur5 years ago
I want to intern here!
bowmaster5 years ago
Or you do the pirate thing and get part-time jobs there and slowly drive the company bankrupt.
THE NINJA THING!!!! NOT THE PIRATE THING!!!!! PIRATES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Notbob6 years ago
This is epic! I especially love the flag! You should do one every year but with a different theme each time.
Ah yes, we had talked about future raids. Ninja or secret service, maybe.
I vote for ninjas, or barbarians. My friends did a barbarian 'raid' all over Tucson, and video taped the whole thing. It was pretty awesome. Completely inspired by a bra left at another friends house after our theater troop had gotten together.
Ninjas. Definitely Ninjas.
Or robots.
ninjas gets my vote that would be funny someones in the elevator and a smoke grenade falls from the ceiling.
bounty10125 years ago
oh and I lol'd so hard.
bounty10125 years ago
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But...where's the giant catapult?
lamedust (author)  Weissensteinburg6 years ago
I'm terribly sorry, I believe Muffin forgot that in NY. Next time... -bg
*imagines him trying to check it at the airport*
Do you know what's in your luggage, Sir??? Please step over here for a moment. lol
I wonder how he would fit it through the X-ray...
Derin Derin5 years ago
meh
yes the pault' lads!

nice marshmallow guns though.... use airsoft next time.... *laughs evil-like*
Derin5 years ago

grow_power6 years ago
HAHA!! I might be soft hearted and trusting lady when I was human. But as a zombie I am deadly and crafty!!
um.you are no match for my car
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Kiteman6 years ago
Those cushions...

... they're giant squid arms ....

... Why didn't you steal the cushions???
Derin Kiteman5 years ago
Squid labs
Aww, I miss you guys! This is wonderful. I wonder if my boss will let me do things like this. We can fight with the people who work at Moe's or Melting Pot. :D
lamedust (author)  jessyratfink6 years ago
Hey, people left here miss you too. It's so quiet now that Muffin, Ratfink, Tetranitrate are gone : ( -bg
Derin lamedust5 years ago
I'll shout enough,don't worry.But you'll have to wait a few years.
Think it's too early to start planning for next time? :P
Where do you work? i have a saturday job at a garden center, it ok but a bit boring :S
lol
Madrias3575 years ago
Technically, if I were truly evil, I could diss instructables due to distance. But I'm mostly evil, and I have a fond place in my cold metal heart for Instructables, for helping me build so many great weapons. So I won't diss you, though I will warn you: any raids on my house will be met by a Muzzle-Loading air-powered airsoft rifle and a high-power Knex Pistol.
Derin5 years ago
dun dun ddun duun *click* dun dun dun duun DANG! IT TAKES FOREVER TO LOAD!
Bah. If you were _really_ hardcore, you'd just hot-glue the eye patch to your eyeball!
hahaha! (village chief is soo last-gen, new avatar idea: RE 5 Executioner. ;)
Village what...? That's a picture of me in my winter coat.
come to think of it, village chief is a bit of a culturedropout. nice fit. (winter coat, haha, you amuse me.
Staple gun is faster.
too true, tooo true. *tears patch of bloody, black fabric from eye and metal shards go flying every-which-way*
bounty10126 years ago
hmm maybe the ships name is the jolly builder?
This made me feel festive. Nice.
This is just too awesome.
KentsOkay6 years ago

RISE MY FRIENDS!!


THE TIME OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS UPON US!!


TO THE JOLLY ROGER!!


Awesome instructable ; )
Pumpkin$6 years ago
Stride gum "stop dissin' our instructables or we'll find you..." XD
Pumpkin$6 years ago
Avenge Me! XD that is Awesome! I'm doing that when I head back to OR I'll scare the "G" out of those punks ;)
puzzlefreak6 years ago
That was just about the best thing ever 5.0
=SMART=6 years ago
HAHAHAHAH AWESOME !!! I LOVE the robot flag, its insane ! that looked like great fun "AVENGE MEEEE" lol LameDust looks angry lol, Dammit who is the guy with the french mustache??
=SMART= =SMART=6 years ago
its fungus amungus
p0g0686 years ago
hahahahahah! yeahhhh! argggg!
hahahahaha! +5/5 stars.
I bet y'all got beat like a dusty rug.
Wolf Seril6 years ago
Absolutely awesome.
Gjdj36 years ago
That's pretty awesome. Haha. That's what happens when you trash talk instructables.
n8man6 years ago
he he
bumpus6 years ago
Why must thou taunt us of lesser-fortune! Either way this looks really fun... :(