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Dirty Soap

Dirty Soap
Everyone can use a bar of soap as a present so why not make your own bars extra special with some nudity? Spread the love!
 
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Step 1Find images and print them onto decal paper.

Find images and print them onto decal paper.
The images you will have to find on your own, but as for the decal paper, you just get some from here. A ten-pack of the white should be good enough for about 80 bars of soap.

Get some bars of soap that have a flat face and measure to see what your work area is. Resize and crop your image to fit.

When you get the transfer paper, just put in in your inkjet printer and print it out.
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Oct 4, 2010. 5:34 PMannewandering says:
I have done the same idea (minus the porn) by taking any picture or graphic, wetting the bar of soap slightly, press the picture on carefully making sure to not have bubbles or dry spots between the soap and the paper then letting it dry.
To make the picture stay on the soap, heat some paraffin to melted but not any hotter than necessary. Take off the heat. VERY carefully dip the photo side into the paraffin. Be sure to cover the paper completely. Remove from paraffin and cool.
This works for pictures, graphics and even dried flowers. The soap will stay pretty for most of the life of the soap since the paraffin side does not get used.
Only thing is to be sure to remember is that it is an adult project because of the paraffin.
Dec 22, 2009. 5:10 PMAngryRedhead says:
Part of me is wondering, "Why disco porn?"  And another part of me is wondering, "Why not?!"
 
Jun 16, 2009. 9:35 AMstephenniall says:
if you made your own soaps you could make like half of it in a mould then when its all dry do some more and when people wash themselves the 'dirty' pics will appear and theyll be like WTF
Dec 22, 2007. 5:12 PMDragonbone says:
....be nice to blank out the rude bits with a water-soluble paint so the pix looked decent until they got used.......:-)
Jan 15, 2009. 7:33 PMpineapplenewton says:
or even better cover the whole pic in the paint so they don't even realise it is there.
Jun 13, 2009. 5:21 PMmuller654 says:
thatd be awesome
May 7, 2009. 1:31 PMtanis9319 says:
let nature run its coarse and remove the damn ribbon bro some of us want to see
Apr 26, 2009. 5:29 PMporcupinemamma says:
you can cover picture with parifin wax
Apr 22, 2009. 2:26 AMbubuka says:
1@54 :0:>9B0 ....D888
Feb 15, 2009. 5:51 PMlobo_pal says:
You can use them in the shower. x)
Jun 26, 2008. 10:15 AMnnsg says:
Was it DIY Porn too?
Jan 18, 2009. 8:00 AMclark says:
lmao grossssss
Jan 15, 2009. 7:36 PMpineapplenewton says:
when i saw this instructable i couldn't see that there were pics on the soap and thought it was just brown and it was the soap that turns you brown when you use it hence making you dirty.
Jan 13, 2009. 11:40 AMmynameisjonas says:
damn you ribbon!
Feb 11, 2008. 2:44 PMtMav says:
just remember kids, bath soap should not be used as a lubricant. it's actually a bit abrasive and will rub tender bits raw. trust me. =)
Jun 13, 2008. 4:23 PMthermoelectric says:
Lubricant for what?
Jun 14, 2008. 12:25 AMSgt.Waffles says:
Basic machinining. (VIRGIN EARS!)
Jun 14, 2008. 1:48 AMthermoelectric says:
Wats that?
Oct 8, 2008. 5:42 PMurbosssez says:
LOL just... leave it at that, u'll learn in health or biology
Oct 8, 2008. 9:51 PMthermoelectric says:
LOL
Jun 13, 2008. 12:47 PMKulawend says:
Hell yeah it will.
Sep 12, 2008. 10:37 AMBartboy says:
Isn't that an oxymoron?
Jun 26, 2008. 8:34 AMbumpus says:
damn you gift ribbon!!! you, and your uncanny ability to cover stuff!!
Jun 14, 2008. 8:39 PMn8man says:
Nice job of censoring. Next time, don't
Dec 18, 2007. 3:31 PMVery Keri says:
This has Bachelor Party written all over it!
Jun 12, 2008. 6:56 AMR4Man18 says:
Because men like to bathe at bachelor parties?
Jun 5, 2008. 12:22 PM_soapy_ says:
Odd, I must not have been looking at the bar with added text. Must have gotten distracted by something else printed on the bars... ;-p
Jun 5, 2008. 10:19 PMVery Keri says:
lol!
Apr 25, 2008. 11:31 PMmercilessdomestictyrant says:
This is awesome! I am SO going to have to make some of these for my husband, he will freak! Maybe I will 'get some' for it =D
Dec 19, 2007. 7:37 AMKentsOkay says:
O_O Remove the ribbon! Remove the ribbon! This is awesome! I know have an unnatural desire to scrub my entire body...
Apr 5, 2008. 11:09 PMdeadheadwastingtime says:
unnatural? ha ha
Jan 15, 2008. 12:59 PMBaron A says:
...LOL
Mar 12, 2008. 6:58 PMbumpus says:
oooh, i just got an idea if your loved one is in the army, and overseas, you could put a picture of yourself in the middle of the bar of soap, so they have to be clean to look at the photo...
Feb 27, 2008. 1:20 PMmcbee04 says:
Great Idea! I made some of these with nude 50's pinups for a roller derby art show. I took it one step farther though. I bought some squares of white soap, added red dye and melted them, and then used toothpicks to apply tiny soap bikinis on my girl. They wash off when you get the soap in the shower! =)
Feb 20, 2008. 6:43 PMREESE BOBBY says:
why do it with porn? try with playmate candy culkin!!!!!!!!!
Dec 15, 2007. 10:56 AMGorillazMiko says:
nice pictures :-) hahaha take away the ribbons please just kidding lol hahahahaha
Feb 10, 2008. 11:59 AMtwenglish1 says:
why kid about that lol
Jan 15, 2008. 1:52 PMtwenglish1 says:
can you send me those pictures my email is twenglish1@yahoo.com
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