Introduction: Dirty Soap

About: I like to make things for the internets. I also sell a pretty cool calendar at supamoto.co. You'll like it.

Everyone can use a bar of soap as a present so why not make your own bars extra special with some nudity? Spread the love!

Step 1: Find Images and Print Them Onto Decal Paper.

The images you will have to find on your own, but as for the decal paper, you just get some from here. A ten-pack of the white should be good enough for about 80 bars of soap.

Get some bars of soap that have a flat face and measure to see what your work area is. Resize and crop your image to fit.

When you get the transfer paper, just put in in your inkjet printer and print it out.

Step 2: Spray Some Clear Coat

Apply 2-3 coats of some acrylic clear coat from a spray can and wait 60-90 minutes for it to dry.

Step 3: Trim to Size

Cut out the picture. If you're feeling lucky, try to round the corners.

Step 4: Dunk in Water

Drop the decal into a glass of water for about 45 seconds. The backing will become loose and the decal will come off easily.

Step 5: Apply Decal to Soap

If you're in a rush and have steady hands you can apply the decal onto a dry bar of soap.

If you want to be able to have some leeway and be able to reposition the decal, wet the soap a little bit first.

Apply the decal onto the soap and press out the air bubbles.

Step 6: Give the Gift of Love and Happiness

Tie it up with a bow, wrap it in some fancy paper, or simply toss it to your roommate and shout "merry freakin' holidays!"

Customize the images to your friends if you want or just mix them up and when your friends call to thank you you can try to figure out which one they got.

Here's to closing out the year with class and style.