Donkey Kong is awesome. But a real King of Kong-type cabinet can take up a lot of room (and a lot of quarters.) Try a three inch version instead. The barrels are less dangerous, the mustache is optional, and the ladders are extraneous. Here's how to do it:
Paper, Printer, Ink Cartridges, Glue, Scissors
Thanks to etokle from http://wayoftherodent.com/pa/pa_staff.htm for the original design.