Boredom + Pastry = Wacky Piestuffs.
Step 1: Assemble your ingredients
I made this up entirely from scratch, so the measurements are not precise.
1 cup All Purpose Flour
1/2 tsp salt
5 tbsp ice water
2 large sweet onions
1 large green bell pepper
2 cups Cool Ranch Doritos
2 cups sour cream
1/8 cup shredded cheddar cheese
Salt and pepper to taste