Doughnuthood originated in the wilds of Tawasentha Park. In the great pool parking lot, Easter eggs lay about, and doughnut holes
were being consumed. Little did Michael know, a sinister plot was developing. Doughnut holes were being placed in his hood! THE HORROR! In rage, Michael retaliated by placing doughnut holes in the hoods of others, and so began the great sport of Doughnuthood.
Step 1: Rules 1-10
2.Thou shalt not place doughnuts in the hoods of thine team.
3.Thine team shall consist of people. Thine people must be no more than 6 nor less than 6. Not 7. Not 5, unless immediately proceeding to 6.
4.Thou shalt receive a point if a doughnut is placed in the hood of thy opposing team.
5.The doughnut shalt be handed over to thine opposition if a point is received.
6.Any who find themselves to be doughnuthooded shall proceed to sit.
7.Any who are seated may be returned to play by thine medic.
8.Thine medic shall be one in number.
9.Thine medic shalt be covered in bright colors.
10.Thy doughnut may be replaced by any spherical object of the small nature
Step 2: Rules 11-19
12.Thine medic mayst not be healed.
13.Doughnuthood shalt be played in yon wooded areas.
14.Thine referee shalt resolve disputes.
15.Thou shalt not kill.
16.Tackling ist not prohibited.
17.Violation of these commandments herein shall result in death and damnation to hell.
18.Thou shalt not smite any player beneath the belt.
19.Objects of the assault persuasion art prohibited
Step 3: Rules 20-26
21.The use of anabolic steroids shalt not be prohibited only if injected in to the diaphragm muscle.
22.Thine winners shalt commit a dance party in celebration of their plunder.
23.Thine losers shalt be sacrificed to thine Doughnuthood diety Xylophone. (Optional)
24.Thou shalt omit 3-5 of thine rules of your choice.
25.Thou shalt omit rule 26.
26.Under no circumstances shalt animals be forced to participate in doughnuthood.