1. Gather materials. Plastic wrap, boots, packaging tape, shoelaces, cardboard, scissors, and good ol' fashioned duct tape.
2. Cover the boot with plastic wrap.
3. cover the plastic wrap with packing tape, and peel off of boot.
4. Cut insoles out of cardboard.
5. Insert insoles into shoes.
6. Cover shoes with duct tape.
7. Poke holes, and string laces. ENJOY YOUR COOLNESS!