Duct Tape Thimble

Ingredients: Duct Tape, cut into half inch by two-inch sections. Dime. Tools: NOT your Momma's fabric-cutting scissors.

Step 1 Accessing the Probability of Reusability and the Occurrence of Keratinized Filaments on Distal Phalanges

If you think you will need to use your thimble more than once,  -or-  If you have hair on your knuckles: Wrap a section of duct tape around the girth of your middle finger sticky-side-out. If you think you will NOT need to use your thimble more than once, -and- If you DO NOT have hair on your knuckles: Proceed to Step 2.