It is also possible to undo your entire carbon footprint through the recycling of other people's former stuff.
Step 1: What would I see If I'm brave enough to look?
You will see some things that do, and some that do not, belong in the dumpster.
You can recycle them, repurpose them, make them into art.
You can clean them up and use them, donate them or just set them next to the dumpster hoping they are adopted (Catch and Release).
I finds lots of clothing, household goods, computers, appliances, vacuum cleaners, household chemicals, paint, mixed drawers emptied into bags, coins, postage, furniture, on and on.
Some of the best items found to date:
Autographed scripts from "The King of Queens", new Navajo woven rug, LCD computer projector, various hand tools, a folding bike, complete sound systems with music CD's, and record players with records.
Step 2: One bike load of today's treasure
This represents one very big bike load of primarily clothing.
I also got a laptop computer and its case and cords.
I plan to keep a couple of shirts. I plan to keep the brand new chopper bike fork and use it in a future custom bike (Maybe a wood-chopper?).
My niece wants the jeans for some projects and my daughter found a jacket she likes. The rest is about 6 bags of clothing and luggage for the charities.
You could have frequent garage sales if you liked that sort of fun.
I recycled about 100 lbs of paper and cardboard, and a couple pounds of bottles and cans.
Step 3: The tools are optional
A good gripper for general picking up of things like books, paper, clothes, desk drawer emptied into a bag, etc
Instructable on making a grabber
A loop and tube (lasso on a pole) for lifting heavy or slippery things like pipes, full bottles, chairs.
Bring your Identification. (The authorities like being able to look you up and let you go.)
Some old bike inner tubes to use as bungee cords for lashing down the load.
A box cutter for flattening boxes and skinning broken fancy leather chairs,
pliers, wire cutters, screw drivers, crescent wrench, and
a stick with a nail or screw out the side for hooking items or stabbing and dragging cardboard.
Step 4: Start of the run
Biking is the best way to go. Low carbon output, fresh air, exercise, low stress, stealth, ease of maneuverability, and low threat projection.
Step 5: Dumpster Dipping Etiquette
Dumpster Dipper's Etiquette
1. Do not get into the dumpster. "Dumpster Diving" is just a phrase.
2. Do not Dumpster Dip on private property. Respect any "NO TRESPASSING" signs.
3. Do not Dumpster Dip in the recycling bins. That stuff is already going to a better place.
4. If a civilian asks what you are doing, you can truthfully say "I'm looking for Boxes". Or "Other people's recycling, want to help?" That will confuse them.
5. If the police ask what you are doing, tell them what you are doing and why. The recycling, the charity donations, the keeping some for your family, how you are clean, careful and considerate, your philosophy on how this is in keeping with community environmental goals, where dumpster materials go if you do not rescue them, etc. The officer will be squirming to get away from you after a minute. Be agreeable. Do not argue with them.
6. If any one asks you to leave - do it. Don't argue. Don't discuss it. You can always come back later.
7. Transfer cardboard, mixed paper and aluminum from the dumpster to the recycle bins. Each pound transfered reduces Greenhouse Gas (GHG) emissions by about 3 pounds of CO2.
8. Leave the dumpster and it's environs neater than how you found it.
9. Wash your hands often. Think like a raccoon.
10. Be pleasant, encourage folks to recycle and handle material properly.
Step 6: Safety
Do not get in the dumpster! Reach in, preferably with a gripper stick.
If you reach with your hands wear gloves.
Only touch things gently in case there are sharp things lurking.
Do not eat from open packages.
Do not encourage minors to be dippers. Safe Dipping takes good judgment, and you may encounter non-kid-appropriate items.
Step 7: Stealth?
I am usually quiet, discreet and business like.
But being silly is fun too. Note the lowered stance to avoid attracting attention.
Also it helps to run serpentine. :-)
You can make the run more challenging by trying to avoid detection.
Mostly I just try to avoid detention.
Step 8: Manage your Karma and your Luck will manage itself
- Treasure refers to useful items I can use, share or donate etc.
Step 9: Offsetting Your Carbon Footprint by recycling instead of landfilling.
Aluminum : 15.0 (pounds of CO2 / pound of material)
Steel Cans: 2.0
Copper : 5.5
Mixed Metals: 5.8
PETE Plastic: 1.7
Corrugated Box Cardboard: 3.2
Office Paper: 4.1
Mixed Paper Board: 3.7
Mixed Residential Paper: 3.6
Mixed Office Paper: 3.7
Information distilled from US EPA's website and their WARM spreadsheet EPA's solid waste models
- Compared to burying it in a landfill that captures its methane and burns it in a green power generator to displace other powerplants. If your landfill ain't that green, your recycling is even more beneficial.
Step 10: Where to troll on the suburban trapline
Clothing, lamps, appliances, furniture, bikes, scooters, tools, supplies, computers, electronics, music, books, etc.
Another productive spot is behind retail outlets where they toss broken or damaged, blemished goods in the trash. It is fun to see what can be found, rescued, repaired or repurposed. They also toss a lot of display rack material (Metal tubing, Beautiful lumber, shelving).
The dumpsters are like traps that catch what some people no longer want. You can go and rescue items before they are entombed. You can set items free or domesticate them for your own uses.
Step 11: The Five Stages of Grieving applied to Climate Change
1) Denial (Today is colder than normal here, therefore, The Scientists are wrong! wrong! wrong!)
2) Anger (Al Gore's son was caught speeding. So global climate change is a hoax.)
3) Depression (There is nothing we can do, the Chinese coal plants will drown us all.)
4) Bargaining (Maybe I can just buy some carbon offsets and someone will plant a tree for me.)
5) Acceptance (The greenhouse effect and climate change are now part of my reality and I will interact with that reality as best as I can in a constructive manner. My legacy will be about proper behavior in the face of the facts.)
Be part of the solution.
It is not too late to change.