It depends, we have long had a set of fruit based sports, one of which will be added to the contest, they're fun... Ever played coconut batter? Aim is to hit a coconut as far or as explosively as possible, the bat must be wooden, the coconut has to be the largest you can find... As a precaution, the bowler should probably duck, during play I took a coconut to the chest and it was painful...
Never played coconut batter, but our soda pitch was similar in that biggest explosion won. Soda has the added bonus of being explosive when shaken. Of course some didn't explode and you got to run (towards what, I don't know, we never planned that far). Usually the pitcher would pick up the unexploded ordinance and get a faceful of soda...
haha, that'll be my next one. as soon as coconuts go on sale! our aim was to get the most apple on you after so many swings. it was really messy. you had to hit pretty hard. haha.
Fruit is an excellent source of vitamins and entertainment!
When I was a kid we had one of those water balloon slingshot we put oranges, apples, and grapefruits in there and fired them into a lake, it was awesome until just like killerjackalope I got one in the stomach, I had a huge bruise on my ribs for like a month.
Hurt like hell, but was pretty funny once I stood up.
It's a great laugh but a coconut is a big heavy fruit that is at the very least painful, at worst it explodes in to your chest and you have cuts bruises and splinters...
Fruit ball looks mighty familiar, except we always used full soda cans and a broom handle. Recently we played "fruit badminton" with apples, which was really closer to dodgeball with the added rule that if it didn't hit you but you didn't catch it, you were out.
fire-ball-catch is our best past time. simply soak a tennis ball in lighter fluid and play catch (quickly... obviously!). this game went on 4 quite a while. however u shouldn't play it if u don't get on with ur neighbours. our flaming tennis ball went over the fence... flames spread and the only water to hand was in the washing up bowl. we are still short of cutlery.
A note on hedge hopping / jumping: be careful of stray twigs ontop of bushes and be careful not to land face down. Around 6 months ago I had to be accompanied to casualty by hysterical friends due to a stick up the nose injury. Ichhh still makes me shudder and my nose isn't quite straight anymore :( ontop of that all the doctors burst out laughing when I told them the story ¬¬ I'm still known to this day to some spectators as "twiggy". :)
The tree game.... you need a big old redwood tree, hunt around and fashion a stick, that you can thrust in to the soft fibrous bark, and then run up the truck and thrust your stick as high as you can go. tHe aim is to leave your stick, sticking out at the highest point you can propel yourself.. A good pair of grippy running shoes, will sort the wheat from the chaff. Will make video to support the fun stupid athletic waste of exercise this can be. A good tip is to get your your first foot contact as high as you can push up from, you should be able to get two steps up the trunk, 11 /12ft is the highest I have seen...... be warned the what goes up comes down. My mate Charlie taught it me, as part of tree climbing antics foreplay..
I've always called it bush falling instead of hedge jumping but regardless, its more fun in the snow and always check the thorn level of the bush/hedge before attempting a jump
When I was a kid we had one of those water balloon slingshot we put oranges, apples, and grapefruits in there and fired them into a lake, it was awesome until just like killerjackalope I got one in the stomach, I had a huge bruise on my ribs for like a month.
Hurt like hell, but was pretty funny once I stood up.