EMP shopping cart locker

Step 11 Install device (on human)

Attach to body in a hidden fashion. Use medical tape or shave first... It is best to tape the inductor to a leg or around the torso-- your choice. We have a pair of shorts that hold the circuit and batteries, allowing an outer pair of pants to be used as urban camouflage.

As you flip a defiant engineer's middle finger to the loss of trust in individuals caused by the gradual takeover of our fine country and local businesses by megacorporations, and strap a device of mass hilarity to your own body to show them the folly in treating individuals as cattle, consider yourself and your place in society. For you see, they are not selling the commodity to you, they are selling you to the commodity. Psychiatric drugs are a plot by the government to subdue and pacify the citizen body. The founding fathers of the glorious US and A founded this nation on the concept of individual liberties, and trusted an educated citizen population to be the true stewards of power.

So, install the device, and fight the good fight, for the decency of all Americans. Try not to get caught; it's a pain in the ass to explain to the FBI what you were doing.

Comments

[willwade]

If these pictures don't make a security guard want to call the counter terrorism unit I don't think anything will.. i.e. does this not look highly suspect in the current day of people wrapping themselves in dodgy looking wire and detonators? All you need to do to finish the look is make sure your pulling this stunt with some fertiliser in your trolley and hey presto the next day you find yourself in Guantanamo with a orange jumpsuit.. God forbid if you mention Allah..

[Wargasm]

I guess since all mighty Obama closed Guantanamo, we shouldn't have to worry about that now. ;-)

[johndoe8967]

Hi, great project, and every thing works great, but I dont have such a pretty girl on-hand. What do you think, is it possible to use any common girl without miniskirt? Maybe there are any pretty girls looking for some fun how will help me :-) best regards John