Step 1: Gather your supplies
Push button switch
Outlet light socket adapter
Drill press w/bits
Dremel w/grinding wheel
Step 2: Form the Record
Put the record on a tall glass (NOT plastic mind you) cup, and put those on a cookie sheet.
Put it in the oven.
Watch it, this shouldn't take more than a few minutes. The record will droop around the cup.
Remove from oven and let it cool, or take matters into your own hands shape it as your heart desires. Do be careful not yo burn yourself.
Step 3: Drill them Holes
Use the dremel to expand out the center hole so it's big enough to fit the light bulb through, but still smaller than the socket.
Use the dremel to clean up the holes on the label.
Step 4: Solder and Tape
Solder one wire of the cord to the socket, and the other to the switch.
Then solder the free switch wire to the other socket terminal.
Tape all connections and the knot with electrical tape.
Step 5: Final Assembly
Use the included nuts to attach the switch to the lamp.
Pull the cord back out to the knot.
Put a bulb in, plug her in and hit the switch.
Thar she Glows!