Here's how to make an Ebola costume in just 20 minutes!
All you need is a onesie,
some double-stick tape,
and some yarn in a contrasting color.
Step 1: Ready, Go!
Put little pieces of double-stick tape all over your onesie.
Add some pieces of yarn.
Make lots of loops in the yarn. Ebola virus has lots of loops and tangles.
Stick them to your pieces of tape.
Step 2: Enjoy!
Enjoy your Ebola costume!
I'd love to see yours too. If you make one, please post a photo in the comments, and I'll give you a patch. (Until I run out of patches.)
EDIT: I never said this was classy nor in good taste, but thanks for the comments just the same! :)