Eliminate Splash-back Forever

for all of you who aren't in the know, there is an easy way to prevent splash-back every time you #2. I'll show you how.

Step 1 Grap a little bit of TP

about 2 feet

Comments

[FeebleReaper]

wow, haha i love how the last step is "poo" and its a picture of flowers XD

[pigudu]

Simple yet efficient. Brilliant! And a tricky subject well tackled.

[Master Roda]

Makes it a bit easier to use a public toilet, thanks!

[Lftndbt]

~note: insert appropriate toilet humour here...

Don't get me started..:)

[dwhp]

HINT:put plastic wrap over the bowl.imagine a guy takes a piss.MAJOR splashback at whats hanging out.

[dodo91]

or a dumb. :) thanks! i go to school (obviosly!) . after school, o do my business. it makes sounds, and its kinda embarising. this helps.

[soccerchris]

woldn't that clog the tolit?

[cornflaker]

I already do this every time lol

[owenthelostboy]

Or you could just sit down instead and not use any tp.

[PetervG]

There must be an easier answer! Do like the European people do! Make a shelf toilet!

[ultrauber]

Often times the water just flushes around.

[Mr Slippy Fist]

Nice.

[lucianoabcd]

Haha, there are so many things that one takes for granted everybody knows, while in fact they could be posted as i'bles !! Good job !

[Moto906]

Hey I Figured This 2 Days ago what a coincidence its on here

[BorisSpencer]

Two or three feet !! Surely 6" would suffice.

[neffk]

In my experience, institutional toilet tissue is so thin that it could easily be seen or read through. I think you need a double layer at least. If you have good aim and there are no currents from recent flushes, you could probably get away with 12"; I think 2x 12" sections is more reasonable.

[theRIAA]

maybe just 2...

[zipykido]

If it's 4 ply maybe.

[drummonkey92]

i'm so happy there are other people who have discovered this!!! i wasnt sure if i was just being a sissy lol also, use the splashback to your advantage!!! eaten too much spicey food? anticipating 'burner' put some ice cubes in the bowl and get a refreshing splash sorry if that was too grafic

[garrettmikesmith]

GENIUS!

[killerjackalope]

you only need two sheets, or just enough to cover the water in the hole...