Exercise your second amendment rights with lip balm gun

Exercise your second amendment rights with lip balm gun
This instructable will show you how to construct a less-than-lethal, easily concealed, personal defense weapon. The design's only drawbacks are that it is a single shot weapon and it has the killing power of a marshmallow dropped from the height of two feet. You might be suprised by how far it shoots though. You'll lose the projectile before you know it!

I first learned of this technique back in fourth grade and no assault on my person has gone unavenged since.
 
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Step 1Required Materials

Required Materials
The first thing to do is get yourself some lip balm. In my experience, Chap Stick works the best but feel free to experiment.
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Jun 5, 2011. 2:20 AMThaAWESOMEducttapeguy says:
Ya don't have ta eat it,DUH!
Mar 7, 2011. 8:42 AMD3v1n says:
lol, ew :)
Feb 17, 2011. 3:56 PMSlayerfan666 says:
Mine tastes like wax and tingles, am I supposed to swallow it?
Oct 28, 2008. 7:55 PMlycoris3 says:
to add to the lethal thing, use toothpicks by drilling a hole in the cap and let 'er rip! havent tried it myself but i will in the near future. Beware little annoying bullies!!! revenge is coming to you!! oh, for having the toothpicks on right, you could use the twist thingy and carve a little dent in it to hold the toothpick better. Ahh, great minds think alike don't we?
Mar 2, 2009. 3:22 AMabsolute zero says:
you mind?????? HELL NAW!!!!!!!!!jk
Jun 14, 2010. 7:00 PMlycoris3 says:
wonderful! another weirdo like myself who thinks of such things as plotting!
May 2, 2010. 1:28 PMpokerstud001 says:
So...we're supposed to eat it?
Dec 3, 2009. 6:15 PMJacko13 says:
wow...thats- uh... weird...
Nov 27, 2009. 3:15 PMevilpyro says:
the red one tastes the best but how should i know
Dec 21, 2008. 6:48 PMohyea says:
what did it taste like?
Jul 5, 2009. 8:02 PMalex-sharetskiy says:
like chapstick
May 18, 2009. 7:36 AMTyMan210 says:
I used some of the stick to make a better seal. It now has the killing power of a marshmallow dropped from the height of 3.5 feet!
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Apr 12, 2009. 3:33 PMsoftballchicky#7 says:
Um........ Thats weird. I'm just going to break mine off now........ WOTHOUT my teeth, thank you.
Jan 27, 2009. 8:33 PMmettaurlover says:
i didn't have any lip balm, so i used a super size glue stick. improved the seal on the plunger, oiled the lid connection, as well as the trigger shaft, thing sting like a brick at twenty miles per hour. don't ask why i know what that feels like.
Mar 2, 2009. 3:20 AMabsolute zero says:
why do you know how it feels like? shoot yourself?
Mar 5, 2009. 2:54 PMmettaurlover says:
no; my sister stole it and shot me.
Mar 5, 2009. 6:04 PMabsolute zero says:
hahahahahhaha, i never got to try it, i dont wana waste a tube so i gotta finish it off first
good for me because i USE it now, helps out my naturaly dry lips =)
Mar 5, 2009. 7:03 PMmettaurlover says:
aah... you ever try the gluestick method or the wonderful prank of replacing the inside part with low-powered explosives, attaching match heads to the shaft, and coating the inside of the tube with sandpaper? the results are hilarious! although a bit dangerous...
Mar 6, 2009. 3:04 PMabsolute zero says:
nope, sounds like im gunna do it now.....
if any1 gives me a dangerous idea, i usually end up doing it,
ex: a pocket sized deadly crossbow
Sep 30, 2008. 4:18 PMR4Man18 says:
You want to make it straight up lethal just get some 1 inch rigid (about 2 foot long strapped to your back or leg) and a nice 3 inch slug. Use pretty much the same method to strike the pin and u are set.
Mar 2, 2009. 3:23 AMabsolute zero says:
or get a large stick an beat the **** out of ppls with it(my method)
Feb 11, 2009. 7:51 PMgluless says:
Lol..I'm new to instructables and this kind of instructable is just one example of why I LOVE THIS SITE!! Oh the memories of seventh grade science class and mayhem in the back of the room, lol. Hilarious i'ble! Thank you for the smiles.
Jun 11, 2008. 10:13 AMLithium Rain says:
...if anybody ever hands you a chap stick with the cap still on, punch them in the face.

...it has the killing power of a marshmallow dropped from the height of two feet.

I first learned of this technique back in fourth grade and no assault on my person has gone unavenged since.

Chapped lips are a small price to pay for personal security.

HAHAHAHA!

Lol, 5/5 stars for making me smile!

Jan 27, 2009. 8:35 PMmettaurlover says:
used a extra large glue stick for this project. everyone who attacks me sooner or later ends up with a one inch perfect circle shaped bruise somewhere on their body.
Jan 27, 2009. 9:26 PMLithium Rain says:
:D
Jan 29, 2009. 6:27 PMmettaurlover says:
I'm making something similar to this out of PVC piping and an air compressor... probably a bad idea, but who cares?
Jan 29, 2009. 7:51 PMLithium Rain says:
Hahaha. That's neat. What will it shoot?

I hope you won't be shooting it at people or animals though-that could be dangerous (and possibly illegal!).
May 12, 2007. 11:52 AMMr. Chips says:
This is cool. It went farther with the water in it. Thanks
May 28, 2007. 3:08 PMdezire says:
Just as a 'mod' to this Instructable,you could also use and Elmer Mini Glue Stick in substitute to a chap stick. ~DEZIRE @(>_<)@
Nov 30, 2007. 12:41 PMshaclonts says:
i tried an elmers glue stick but it didn't work
Jan 27, 2009. 8:36 PMmettaurlover says:
did you try an extra large 1-inch diameter glue stick?
Dec 22, 2008. 11:06 AMgeoffypi says:
lol! but why amber glasses
Jan 27, 2009. 8:31 PMmettaurlover says:
yeah, why? red provides better contrast.
Dec 7, 2008. 9:58 PMPancakeslayer says:
i think my favorite part of this instructable was how serious the video was, a little unnecessary to have an empty thing of chap stick in your pocket that shoots about 10 feet, it seems that a thing with the chap stick could would be more handy, and i guess it could protect you from any microbial biological enemies
Aug 12, 2008. 8:34 AMkill1234 says:
The taste depends on what flavor is the lipstick.
Aug 16, 2008. 9:53 PMwolf555hound says:
that 2nd step works for me, cuz i stole like 11 cahpsticks form school, and they taste like spearmint ftw! lolz
Mar 28, 2008. 10:02 AMjohndoe5595 says:
I'm gonna try drilling a hole, putting the outside of a pen and sealing it into the hole. then filling it with bee-bees. hopefully it will work. if anyone would like to try it, tell me how it works. and great Instructable by the way, it's awesome.
Mar 15, 2008. 7:11 PMiamthemargerineman says:
cute.
Mar 2, 2007. 6:15 PMgolfer12345 says:
i wander what it tastes like??????
Mar 10, 2007. 12:21 AMPhyrkrakr says:
like candle wax...i mean, how would i know?
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