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Ever have a nose cookie so far up there that you couldn't reach it?  Well, the patent pending* Extendo-nose-picker is the tool for you.  No longer will you be disappointed in the size of your appendage.  No more disappointment as you stick it in only to find out you don't have the length necessary to finish the job.  Everyone knows that size does matter, and you can be confident that you will have what it takes to bring the task to completion.  

Warning:  Use of this awesome gadget could result in severe nose bleeds and detached retinas.  Don't use it.  Chindogu. 


*patent is not really pending. 
"Good news everybody..."
Love it! Pity you are going to have your behind sued in about 3000 years time when Professor Farnsworth gets around to checking out this Instructable...wait a minute...in 3000 years time HE will be copying YOUR Instructable! (all you have to do is patent this idea...wait 3000 years and you will be RICH!)... make sure to make note of this money making scheme in your will...and then tell all of your children to do the same thing exponentially...one day a "Ross" will be rich ;)
And I thought I was being clever. Oh well, nothing new under the sun.

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