Ever have a nose cookie so far up there that you couldn't reach it? Well, the patent pending* Extendo-nose-picker is the tool for you. No longer will you be disappointed in the size of your appendage. No more disappointment as you stick it in only to find out you don't have the length necessary to finish the job. Everyone knows that size does matter, and you can be confident that you will have what it takes to bring the task to completion.
Warning: Use of this awesome gadget could result in severe nose bleeds and detached retinas. Don't use it. Chindogu.
*patent is not really pending.
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