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Step 1: U gotta get the frog step 1

getting a frog aint easy if u havent done it before. get in your pond and u gotta jump in the water then u sneak up near the mud and when u see a frog u can stunt it with a stick or rock but dont hurt it then u grab it by the legs

Step 2: Get back to the house before dad finds u in his pond with your levis on

just jokin but dad can whoop me if u finds me but he is in the pasture

step 2 really is go to the chicken coop and get the frog in the henhouse or if they are feedin put it next the feed. then u see the chickens see not all critters get along right and well and the chickens hate frogs so the chickens peck the frog (dont worry this dont hurt a frog none) AND THEY claw the frogs with there feet but the frogs got methods to madness they jump away and it scares the chickens. at this point if u aint laughin then boy u must be dumb!! make sure not to leave the frog in over night cause without mud to eat they will rither away and die (i did this once and dad wasnt happy)

anyways hope yall enjoy this its alot of fun to do after chores
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leevonk8 years ago
mmm, mud
leevonk leevonk8 years ago
you aint seen no fun til you done put the chickens in the pond.
fishcatcher (author)  leevonk2 years ago
good golly that one made me chuckle hard, thank you kindly!
bowakowa8 years ago
I'm almost certain he's joking, as I'm from Southeast Kentucky in the deepest Hatfield and McCoy woods and I don't know anyone who would actually speak like that, much less integrate their diction into print. He should be ashamed of himself for putting this idea into the heads of those who might try but more so for propogating the last "acceptable stereotype". Seriously people, you pretend to be so high minded and accepting but continue to believe that country people are in some way less intelligent or cultured. Be ashamed of yourselves. I don't usually vent like this, and try to pretend I don't give a damn, but seriously, practice what you preach.
fishcatcher (author)  bowakowa8 years ago
kentucky aint the south boy
DONT YOU EVER SAY THAT KENTUCKY IS NOT THE SOUTH WE FOUGHT FIR THE SOUTH JUST AS MUCH AS MISSISSIPPI AND ALABAMA REBEL RAISED AND REBEL FEED GOD BLESS DIXIE!!!
Ahh man, I was really expecting a Deliverance quote here...
austin bowakowa7 years ago
quiet you
bowakowa austin7 years ago
Help, Help, I'm being oppressed! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
austin bowakowa7 years ago
i said quiet , don't make me beat you with a sock full full of logic and soap.
bowakowa austin7 years ago
You really oughtta be careful what you say with that purty mouth a yourn, (happy now?)
austin bowakowa7 years ago
quiet bumpkin or i'll go deliverance style on you
bowakowa austin7 years ago
And we're supposed to exhibit violent tendencies and shun what we don't understand....ahh, youngun, your taking the fun out of it, making my points for me and all. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're being hypersardonic.
austin bowakowa6 years ago
I live and grew up in rural North Carolina I understand rural culture fine. I don't think that country people are any less intelligent than anyone else. Had a person who typed in urban slang created an instructable I would have said the same thing. Honestly you must learn to take a joke.
bowakowa austin6 years ago
I honestly thought we were joking. I was having fun.
reedzilla4 years ago
those aint no kinda levis, you're ok to get in the pond
BatGrrl6 years ago
I am crying laughing at this! LMAO! Next up : "Cowtipping."

Also, as someone from the Big City, Kentucky is a really, really nice place to visit, and I'm not even joking about that. Not that I'm going to leave Gotham for it or anything, but I've always had a kind and pleasant time when I've been there.
JohnJY BatGrrl4 years ago
Now yall what' cha gotta do is place your durn sholders between that end of the, uh, that, uh, that, uh durn cow now, and yall just push intwo it, and, uh, they them durn cows falls right over, and, then, yall, ah, um, ya run, befor that there owner comes out with his durn shot gun, and, uh, uh, ah, uh, fire's his their buck shot, and, uh, and, ah, uh skin ya'r little hid.

(All mistakes are on purpose...It's a joke...)
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Zander855 years ago
hahahaha
mycroftxxx6 years ago
Best. Troll. Ever.
trebuchet038 years ago
Dude... wtf? I'll put you in the bear pen.. watch you run around while you get mauled... All you're doing is creating an artifical scenario. And that's not nature in action... show me where you can find a bunch of chickens in closed area with a frog without you making this scenario. If you want to be sadist... fine. Just don't post it (including this) on public domain.
fishcatcher (author)  trebuchet038 years ago
well i am not a sadist i am a good baptist and all the lords critters are given to man. as i said the frog doesnt get hurt none, mostly the chickens just get scared. trust me i protect them chickens. we had some coons try to kill them in the spring cause they get wiley when they smell the chicks and we gotta either trap them in the cage and throw them in a lake or we shoot them. thats farm life and its how people have gotten along on farms for years. you come out here ill show you the true life, berthing a calf, pickin berries, makin ice cream with momma. its simple but its all i need. a country boy can survive.
Word
Cryptonat6 years ago
This Instructable should not even be rated as such. It is poorly written and extremely childish. Whoever wrote this Instructable should be ashamed. I know I am for even reading it.
Quick136 years ago
Douche
Illidan6 years ago
inbred hillbilly retard game i am by no way an animal rights person, and i hate PeTA, but this is really sick
What have you got angainst People Eating Tasty Animals?
Agreed, this guy has inbreeding written all over him.
LOL
bobulator6 years ago
i didn't know frogs had warts, I just thought they were incredibly ugly.
stevoIution6 years ago
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Bibyonk8 years ago
I think I've understood but can you please don't use too much abbreviations or stuffs like that for non-english to understand what it is about, thank you. In fact, you get laugh of the fog to jump insanefully ?
fishcatcher (author)  Bibyonk8 years ago
nah its the frog and chicken dueling like banjoes that makes me laugh!! its nature in action. also i didnt think of this before but it mite be good training for frog jumping contests at the 4H fair!!! ps- bibonk u gotta learn to use a spell checker!! are u russian?
what the hell?! he spoke perfect english, youre the one spelling everything wrong- what language is your spellchecker set to fishcatcher? mandarin?
savagenarce8 years ago
We did this once, but unknown to us was the fact that the frog we used was a "leopard" frog, with fangs and retractable claws. It killed a dozen chickens before we managed to get it out of the henhouse, and my dad gave my brother and me a good whuppin' for the damage to his chickens!
now youve gone and made me want to buy a leopard frog great!
kjabs64936 years ago
lol is it really that boring wherever you are?
austin8 years ago
I think that hes joking. im not really sure though. Your diction is really weird. most people who speak like that dont even know what the internet is.
bowakowa austin7 years ago
please see reply above, urban supremacist.
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