FROG IN THE PIN

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Introduction: FROG IN THE PIN

About: SOMEDAY WORK FOR NASA? HECK YA

this is the best way to have a great afternoon

Step 1: U Gotta Get the Frog Step 1

getting a frog aint easy if u havent done it before. get in your pond and u gotta jump in the water then u sneak up near the mud and when u see a frog u can stunt it with a stick or rock but dont hurt it then u grab it by the legs

Step 2: Get Back to the House Before Dad Finds U in His Pond With Your Levis On

just jokin but dad can whoop me if u finds me but he is in the pasture

step 2 really is go to the chicken coop and get the frog in the henhouse or if they are feedin put it next the feed. then u see the chickens see not all critters get along right and well and the chickens hate frogs so the chickens peck the frog (dont worry this dont hurt a frog none) AND THEY claw the frogs with there feet but the frogs got methods to madness they jump away and it scares the chickens. at this point if u aint laughin then boy u must be dumb!! make sure not to leave the frog in over night cause without mud to eat they will rither away and die (i did this once and dad wasnt happy)

anyways hope yall enjoy this its alot of fun to do after chores

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    you aint seen no fun til you done put the chickens in the pond.

    good golly that one made me chuckle hard, thank you kindly!

    I'm almost certain he's joking, as I'm from Southeast Kentucky in the deepest Hatfield and McCoy woods and I don't know anyone who would actually speak like that, much less integrate their diction into print. He should be ashamed of himself for putting this idea into the heads of those who might try but more so for propogating the last "acceptable stereotype". Seriously people, you pretend to be so high minded and accepting but continue to believe that country people are in some way less intelligent or cultured. Be ashamed of yourselves. I don't usually vent like this, and try to pretend I don't give a damn, but seriously, practice what you preach.

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    kentucky aint the south boy

    DONT YOU EVER SAY THAT KENTUCKY IS NOT THE SOUTH WE FOUGHT FIR THE SOUTH JUST AS MUCH AS MISSISSIPPI AND ALABAMA REBEL RAISED AND REBEL FEED GOD BLESS DIXIE!!!

    Ahh man, I was really expecting a Deliverance quote here...

    quiet you

    Help, Help, I'm being oppressed! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

    i said quiet , don't make me beat you with a sock full full of logic and soap.

    You really oughtta be careful what you say with that purty mouth a yourn, (happy now?)

    quiet bumpkin or i'll go deliverance style on you

    And we're supposed to exhibit violent tendencies and shun what we don't understand....ahh, youngun, your taking the fun out of it, making my points for me and all. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're being hypersardonic.

    I live and grew up in rural North Carolina I understand rural culture fine. I don't think that country people are any less intelligent than anyone else. Had a person who typed in urban slang created an instructable I would have said the same thing. Honestly you must learn to take a joke.

    I honestly thought we were joking. I was having fun.

    those aint no kinda levis, you're ok to get in the pond

    I am crying laughing at this! LMAO! Next up : "Cowtipping."

    Also, as someone from the Big City, Kentucky is a really, really nice place to visit, and I'm not even joking about that. Not that I'm going to leave Gotham for it or anything, but I've always had a kind and pleasant time when I've been there.

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    Now yall what' cha gotta do is place your durn sholders between that end of the, uh, that, uh, that, uh durn cow now, and yall just push intwo it, and, uh, they them durn cows falls right over, and, then, yall, ah, um, ya run, befor that there owner comes out with his durn shot gun, and, uh, uh, ah, uh, fire's his their buck shot, and, uh, and, ah, uh skin ya'r little hid.

    (All mistakes are on purpose...It's a joke...)