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Step 1: U gotta get the frog step 1

getting a frog aint easy if u havent done it before. get in your pond and u gotta jump in the water then u sneak up near the mud and when u see a frog u can stunt it with a stick or rock but dont hurt it then u grab it by the legs
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leevonk says: Jun 12, 2006. 5:01 PM
mmm, mud
leevonk says: Jun 12, 2006. 5:04 PM
you aint seen no fun til you done put the chickens in the pond.
fishcatcher (author) says: Jan 14, 2012. 2:29 PM
good golly that one made me chuckle hard, thank you kindly!
reedzilla says: Mar 15, 2010. 10:37 AM
those aint no kinda levis, you're ok to get in the pond
BatGrrl says: Jan 20, 2008. 4:03 PM
I am crying laughing at this! LMAO! Next up : "Cowtipping."

Also, as someone from the Big City, Kentucky is a really, really nice place to visit, and I'm not even joking about that. Not that I'm going to leave Gotham for it or anything, but I've always had a kind and pleasant time when I've been there.
JohnJY says: Dec 10, 2009. 6:30 PM
Now yall what' cha gotta do is place your durn sholders between that end of the, uh, that, uh, that, uh durn cow now, and yall just push intwo it, and, uh, they them durn cows falls right over, and, then, yall, ah, um, ya run, befor that there owner comes out with his durn shot gun, and, uh, uh, ah, uh, fire's his their buck shot, and, uh, and, ah, uh skin ya'r little hid.

(All mistakes are on purpose...It's a joke...)
brandon borick says: Apr 28, 2009. 5:32 PM
'.......
Zander85 says: Dec 21, 2008. 10:42 AM
hahahaha
mycroftxxx says: May 10, 2008. 6:48 PM
Best. Troll. Ever.
trebuchet03 says: Jun 12, 2006. 4:27 PM
Dude... wtf? I'll put you in the bear pen.. watch you run around while you get mauled... All you're doing is creating an artifical scenario. And that's not nature in action... show me where you can find a bunch of chickens in closed area with a frog without you making this scenario. If you want to be sadist... fine. Just don't post it (including this) on public domain.
fishcatcher (author) says: Jun 13, 2006. 8:57 AM
well i am not a sadist i am a good baptist and all the lords critters are given to man. as i said the frog doesnt get hurt none, mostly the chickens just get scared. trust me i protect them chickens. we had some coons try to kill them in the spring cause they get wiley when they smell the chicks and we gotta either trap them in the cage and throw them in a lake or we shoot them. thats farm life and its how people have gotten along on farms for years. you come out here ill show you the true life, berthing a calf, pickin berries, makin ice cream with momma. its simple but its all i need. a country boy can survive.
MadScience#1 says: May 1, 2008. 1:32 PM
Word
Cryptonat says: Mar 11, 2008. 12:58 PM
This Instructable should not even be rated as such. It is poorly written and extremely childish. Whoever wrote this Instructable should be ashamed. I know I am for even reading it.
Quick13 says: Mar 10, 2008. 9:22 AM
Douche
Illidan says: Oct 1, 2007. 2:13 PM
inbred hillbilly retard game i am by no way an animal rights person, and i hate PeTA, but this is really sick
bowmaster says: Jan 21, 2008. 5:10 PM
What have you got angainst People Eating Tasty Animals?
stevoIution says: Oct 28, 2007. 3:01 AM
Agreed, this guy has inbreeding written all over him.
Illidan says: Oct 29, 2007. 2:12 PM
LOL
bobulator says: Dec 16, 2007. 8:03 AM
i didn't know frogs had warts, I just thought they were incredibly ugly.
stevoIution says: Oct 28, 2007. 2:13 AM
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Bibyonk says: Jun 12, 2006. 3:35 PM
I think I've understood but can you please don't use too much abbreviations or stuffs like that for non-english to understand what it is about, thank you. In fact, you get laugh of the fog to jump insanefully ?
fishcatcher (author) says: Jun 12, 2006. 3:47 PM
nah its the frog and chicken dueling like banjoes that makes me laugh!! its nature in action. also i didnt think of this before but it mite be good training for frog jumping contests at the 4H fair!!! ps- bibonk u gotta learn to use a spell checker!! are u russian?
Illidan says: Oct 14, 2007. 8:36 AM
what the hell?! he spoke perfect english, youre the one spelling everything wrong- what language is your spellchecker set to fishcatcher? mandarin?
savagenarce says: Jun 16, 2006. 1:22 PM
We did this once, but unknown to us was the fact that the frog we used was a "leopard" frog, with fangs and retractable claws. It killed a dozen chickens before we managed to get it out of the henhouse, and my dad gave my brother and me a good whuppin' for the damage to his chickens!
knexgunner94 says: Aug 16, 2007. 12:48 PM
now youve gone and made me want to buy a leopard frog great!
kjabs6493 says: Aug 9, 2007. 3:29 PM
lol is it really that boring wherever you are?
bowakowa says: Jun 20, 2006. 7:35 PM
I'm almost certain he's joking, as I'm from Southeast Kentucky in the deepest Hatfield and McCoy woods and I don't know anyone who would actually speak like that, much less integrate their diction into print. He should be ashamed of himself for putting this idea into the heads of those who might try but more so for propogating the last "acceptable stereotype". Seriously people, you pretend to be so high minded and accepting but continue to believe that country people are in some way less intelligent or cultured. Be ashamed of yourselves. I don't usually vent like this, and try to pretend I don't give a damn, but seriously, practice what you preach.
austin says: Aug 4, 2007. 11:39 AM
quiet you
bowakowa says: Aug 6, 2007. 2:03 AM
Help, Help, I'm being oppressed! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
austin says: Aug 6, 2007. 7:07 PM
i said quiet , don't make me beat you with a sock full full of logic and soap.
bowakowa says: Aug 7, 2007. 5:42 AM
You really oughtta be careful what you say with that purty mouth a yourn, (happy now?)
austin says: Aug 7, 2007. 11:21 PM
quiet bumpkin or i'll go deliverance style on you
bowakowa says: Aug 8, 2007. 1:30 AM
And we're supposed to exhibit violent tendencies and shun what we don't understand....ahh, youngun, your taking the fun out of it, making my points for me and all. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're being hypersardonic.
austin says: Aug 8, 2007. 7:52 PM
I live and grew up in rural North Carolina I understand rural culture fine. I don't think that country people are any less intelligent than anyone else. Had a person who typed in urban slang created an instructable I would have said the same thing. Honestly you must learn to take a joke.
bowakowa says: Aug 8, 2007. 11:34 PM
I honestly thought we were joking. I was having fun.
fishcatcher (author) says: Jun 21, 2006. 12:44 PM
kentucky aint the south boy
rhartlerode says: May 14, 2011. 6:51 PM
DONT YOU EVER SAY THAT KENTUCKY IS NOT THE SOUTH WE FOUGHT FIR THE SOUTH JUST AS MUCH AS MISSISSIPPI AND ALABAMA REBEL RAISED AND REBEL FEED GOD BLESS DIXIE!!!
MindTorm says: Nov 27, 2006. 11:41 AM
Ahh man, I was really expecting a Deliverance quote here...
austin says: Jun 12, 2006. 4:31 PM
I think that hes joking. im not really sure though. Your diction is really weird. most people who speak like that dont even know what the internet is.
bowakowa says: Aug 3, 2007. 4:46 PM
please see reply above, urban supremacist.
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