Introduction: Fake Mountain Dew Minus the Poison
How to make fake Mountain Dew that won't make your kidneys pack up and move into a healthy person who doesn't drink Mountain Dew.
Step 1: Step 1 - Get Stuff...
1. Get some money or food stamps.
2. Go to the store.
3. Buy some Ginger Ale.
4. Buy some lemon juice.
5. Buy some lime juice.
Step 2: Step 2
Go somewhere where there are no large girls in acid wash jeans eating Doritos. THEY WILL KILL AND EAT YOU FOR BLASPHEMY IF THEY SEE YOU MAKE THIS.
Step 3: Step 3
Open the bottles.
Step 4: Step 4
Pour a glass of Ginger Ale.
Step 5: Step 5
Put a cap full of lemon, and a cap full of lime into the Ginger Ale.
Step 6: Step 6
When the magic sparkles and unicorn vomit fade, have a drink. And don't die from kidney failure.
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