Fake Toilet Paper Roll

Step 5: Use it's power wisely young grasshopper...

Now that you've finished my weapon of torment (or at least a weapon of supreme discomfort) go forth and prank to your hearts content.  If your heart isn't black and evil, you'll most likely put a real roll of TP behind the toilet, or in the cabinet, or somewhere so that your victim's day isn't totally shitty (<-- see what I did there??). 

Have Fun!  Hopefully my 'ible appeals to your inner 'jerk-ish-older-brother'. 

Happy April Fools!!