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Oh look, with valentine's day around the corner, Your probably looking for something special for this upcoming holiday. Instead of the usual bag of conversation hearts and a card with a love note in it, do something romantic. Make your lover a meal. Of course, we all know you want to skip dinner and head straight for dessert. So, to help with that, I've got the perfect excuse. Fake spaghetti! Makes enough for 2-3 servings.

Step 2: Boiling the pasta

Picture of boiling the pasta
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Normally when making pasta, we would get a pot of water boiling and then add pasta and stir. For this, we will need to unravel enough beige yarn to cover our plate, with a rather thick consistency, yet still stringy. DO NOT ACTUALLY BOIL THE YARN. I know thare are people out there who would love too, but its not a good idea. (Big brother is watching to make sure you don't...)

Step 3: Heating the tomato sauce

Picture of heating the tomato sauce
ough red yarn to get a thick consistency. This time, you want just enough, so that you can still see about an inch of spaghetti poking out from beneath the tomato sauce. Stir carefully into your pasta to give a nice, homey feel. Just like me dear mother makes.
 
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9b4z1l1 year ago
This is hilarious! Good job!
neomancer453 years ago
isnt the idea to get to skip to _dessert_? not dessert. lip locking expressway, if u will. enjoyed fully XD
adsandy4 years ago
I want my two minutes of life back...
i want my 34 seconds back


       -M 
It might be possible for me to get that split second back...maybe...
 If you ran faster than the speed of light.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can do that unfortunately...
 Maybe Stephen Hawking's wheelchair can go that fast. After all, he is the one that modernized Einstein's theory.
True...I don't think he's one to go screwing with time though...
 Yeah, he's too busy doing documentaries for Discovery Channel.
MrMystery96 (author)  GianniMora4 years ago
Might I ask what could be done to improve things to make your life more comfortable?
MrMystery96 (author)  adsandy4 years ago
Well, while I strongly disagree with your disposition, You are entitled to your opinion. Might I ask what could be done to improve this 'ible?
It is very well written, just kind of a goofy idea.  nice work.
MrMystery96 (author)  adsandy4 years ago
thank you. It was just a bit of adaptation to something I had to get done...
Sorry.  I guess the "two minutes" was kinda harsh.  Now that I look back its a pretty funny idea.
what is this... full house 
MrMystery96 (author)  adsandy4 years ago
Well, I'm glad we've been able to turn the situation around.
inchman4 years ago

What a great joke!  You did a great job with this and it is very creative.  You will make some lucky woman happy someday!  8>)

MrMystery96 (author)  inchman4 years ago
why thank you.