Oh look, with valentine's day around the corner, Your probably looking for something special for this upcoming holiday. Instead of the usual bag of conversation hearts and a card with a love note in it, do something romantic. Make your lover a meal. Of course, we all know you want to skip dinner and head straight for dessert. So, to help with that, I've got the perfect excuse. Fake spaghetti! Makes enough for 2-3 servings.

Step 1: Materials

For this instructable, you'll need:

red and beige yarn
a fork and knife
a plate (unless you prefer eating from the floor)
scissors (or a knife)
an hour of your time


brown paint ( i used spray paint, as it was quicker)
orange yarn
This is hilarious! Good job!
isnt the idea to get to skip to _dessert_? not dessert. lip locking expressway, if u will. enjoyed fully XD
I want my two minutes of life back...
i want my 34 seconds back<br /> <br /> <br /> &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -M&nbsp;
It might be possible for me to get that split second back...maybe...<br />
&nbsp;If you ran faster than the speed of light.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can do that unfortunately...<br />
&nbsp;Maybe Stephen Hawking's wheelchair can go that fast. After all, he is the one that modernized Einstein's theory.
True...I don't think he's one to go screwing with time though...<br />
&nbsp;Yeah, he's too busy doing documentaries for Discovery Channel.
Might I ask what could be done to improve things to make your life more comfortable?
Well, while I strongly disagree with your disposition, You are entitled to your opinion. Might I ask what could be done to improve this 'ible?
It is very well written, just kind of a goofy idea. &nbsp;nice work.
thank you. It was just a bit of adaptation to something I had to get done...
Sorry. &nbsp;I guess the &quot;two minutes&quot; was kinda harsh. &nbsp;Now that I look back its a pretty funny idea.
what is this... full house&nbsp;
Well, I'm glad we've been able to turn the situation around.
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0.0in 0.0in 0.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">What a great joke!&nbsp; You did a great job with this and it is very creative.&nbsp; You will make some lucky woman happy someday!&nbsp; 8&gt;)</font></p>
why thank you.

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Bio: Im a student and I love british comedy.
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