Did you ever tear a bill in half because it was stuck to some kind of free offer?
Are you tired of the complete waste of paper and resources that junk offers produce?
Can you not get a loan to save your life, but you're pre-approved for some double-uranium card with half a million dollars in credit?
It's such a bother and I can't stand it, so here's what I do to calm my nerves and get a little revenge.
Step 1: Pick out the junk
What you're looking for is those "Business Reply Mail" envelopes with the paid return postage. Put these envelopes to the side.
Se that little "Postage will be paid by addressee" part? That's what you're looking for.
Step 2: The fun begins
But, you don't have to mail the offers back. You can send them whatever you want, and once it arrives, they have to pay for it!
Today I sent out a load of sticky candy bar wrappers. I hope they like it!
Step 3: Mail it off!
Step 4: Don't be stupid.
It's fun to send them back candy wrappers or a booger stuck to an index card, but don't do anything that can get you in trouble or hurt someone else.
So, as a precaution, I'd advise you all to stay away from anything powdery, anything sharp and anything that can get people sick. It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt.