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Rated PG, pretty gross, may cause you to toss your cookies...If eating a hot dog itself was not bad enough, this is worse.

For the ultimate gross out meal, nothing like finding body parts in your meal. Human or otherwise. Instead of serving chicken fingers, serve real finger food. The butcher was probably not paying attention and whacked his hand with a meat cleaver when I ordered this cold cut or the deli-man accidentally decapitated a few digits off in the meat slicer. You can expand on this and make Frank and Beans with Frank in the beans... Adults can make their version of beanie weenie with this.

This was concocted while raiding the fridge for a midnight snack. With a bit of easy preparation, you can create your own identifiable remains for your ghoulish feast. Just beware of the zombies that are looking for their missing digits.

Enjoy with a ghoulish Halloween Egg Cream
 
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Step 1: What's in a meat pie?

For this you will need:

- some frozen french fries (aka Freedom Fries, you know, pommes frites)

- some hot dogs, preferably the ones with skins or casing, but any type frankfurter will do. A bit harder to find, but they do sell the monster size Polish-sausage type red-hots. I have not tried this with Italian sausage, kielbasa, chorizo, or bratwurst but it should also give the same effect.

- some frozen prepared buffalo-style chicken wings or fried chicken wings

- a bit of butcher's twine or cotton string or clean thread

- a bit of aluminum foil

- Optional: a can of vegetarian beans in tomato sauce or whatever variety/flavor if you want a full entree. A can of beans with that slab of pork fat works also.

- blood-like condiments, catsup, ketchup or tomatoe sauce
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myrrhmaid1 month ago

OMG! This is over the top grosser than my 'finger food' Vienna sausages! And by grosser I mean Awesome!!!

It looks very delicious.
tinker2342 years ago
i am a vegetarian so i cant use meat could i use a vegetarian substitute like morning star farms sausage links thanks
caitlinsdad (author)  tinker2342 years ago
You should try. I guess you might need to brown it more so it looks more burnt fleshlike, regular hot dogs have that red nitrate color thing going on.
thanks
tfrench3 years ago
Halloween is so awesome and this would make a great addition to a creepily fabulous party- these rock!
I really don't think you need them to be finger-shaped. Hot dogs are nasty enough.
caitlinsdad (author)  CynicalStick6 years ago
Was that being cynical or sarcastic? :)
cyncastic?
Haha, I accidentally read that as "cyntastic".
it would work too,haha.
I saw this and thought, "Wow, what an evil title." As it turns out, that was intentional. This scares me more than that sailor's eyebrows.
merseyless6 years ago
btw when they translated "finger licken good" into chinese they ended up with "eat your fingers off" lolz
Yeah well when I put "finger licking good" in to this sort of trasnslator lots of times i got;
"With me Leccato of the finger gave his him of the luxury"
After that i put in the actual moto and i got "In the good finger they licken"
I prefer the first one though XD

Oh by the way I put it through lost in translation
caitlinsdad (author)  merseyless6 years ago
Nothing says yummy better than a thummy in your tummy...
LOL.

Creative/weird. I like the concept a lot.

lolz
rumple_T4 years ago
I just made these for a Halloween party last night. They were an absolute hit! I cooked the hot dogs a bit too long and they came out wrinkly. It added to the authenticity. Thanks for the great instructable!
caitlinsdad (author)  rumple_T4 years ago
Pictures! We need ghastly pictures!
So sorry! Was so busy didn't take any pictures. Next time!
 Wow, they look disgusting, and yet... delicious... ? Good Idea!
caitlinsdad (author)  hollenback.c5 years ago
Now, how can you turn down something made with someone's loving hands?
haha,good one.
 Hey, you did Captain Kirk's chair! nice one.
jwolski4 years ago
Awesomely grotesque! 5*s!
This might be the grossest instructable I have ever seen! I feel really bad right now! AWESOME JOB, my wife is going vomit when I make these for her!
caitlinsdad (author)  potatomansoup4 years ago
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joe570056 years ago
Very cool. Mrs Lovett would be proud!
caitlinsdad (author)  joe570056 years ago
20 of Lizzie Borden's whacks with a hatchet...
Lizzie Borden took an axe, And gave her mother forty whacks, And when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty one! don't you just LOVE those morbid limericks the little kiddies sing as they play?
caitlinsdad (author)  joe570056 years ago
Ring around the rosies, pocketful of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down may have been written about getting the plague and its detriment. yeeesh.
Actually, it was. "ring around the rosies, pocket full of posies" refers to the initial symptoms: ring shaped irritation around a bright red spot. "Ashes, ashes, we all fall down" refers to the advanced symptoms: previously irritated areas die, decay and turn black, leading to limbs falling off and eventually death.
I thought ashes was the medievel sound effect for sneezing. At least, that's what my 8th grade geography teacher said.
bpfh Drakeler4 years ago
The version I learnt was "atishoo, atishoo, we all fall down"... English (I don't know about American ;-) ) for a sneezing sound...
Isn't History Great?
Farrelbark4 years ago
I don't know whether to throw up or have seconds...
This looks like great fun. It will be another great food idea for our Halloween Party. I am going to try string cheese instead of french fries(will ooze much better), and potato chips (for the nails). thanks for a great idea!
Lovin' this a lot, although I think I might go with a potato chip for the nail instead of a Freedom Fry. Either way, this is deliciously nasty.
they taste better in character
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