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Finger Food

Finger Food
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Rated PG, pretty gross, may cause you to toss your cookies...If eating a hot dog itself was not bad enough, this is worse.

For the ultimate gross out meal, nothing like finding body parts in your meal. Human or otherwise. Instead of serving chicken fingers, serve real finger food. The butcher was probably not paying attention and whacked his hand with a meat cleaver when I ordered this cold cut or the deli-man accidentally decapitated a few digits off in the meat slicer. You can expand on this and make Frank and Beans with Frank in the beans... Adults can make their version of beanie weenie with this.

This was concocted while raiding the fridge for a midnight snack. With a bit of easy preparation, you can create your own identifiable remains for your ghoulish feast. Just beware of the zombies that are looking for their missing digits.

Enjoy with a ghoulish Halloween Egg Cream
 
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Step 1What's in a meat pie?

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For this you will need:

- some frozen french fries (aka Freedom Fries, you know, pommes frites)

- some hot dogs, preferably the ones with skins or casing, but any type frankfurter will do. A bit harder to find, but they do sell the monster size Polish-sausage type red-hots. I have not tried this with Italian sausage, kielbasa, chorizo, or bratwurst but it should also give the same effect.

- some frozen prepared buffalo-style chicken wings or fried chicken wings

- a bit of butcher's twine or cotton string or clean thread

- a bit of aluminum foil

- Optional: a can of vegetarian beans in tomato sauce or whatever variety/flavor if you want a full entree. A can of beans with that slab of pork fat works also.

- blood-like condiments, catsup, ketchup or tomatoe sauce
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Mar 30, 2012. 7:36 PMtinker234 says:
i am a vegetarian so i cant use meat could i use a vegetarian substitute like morning star farms sausage links thanks
Mar 31, 2012. 6:21 PMtinker234 says:
thanks
Aug 28, 2011. 7:29 AMtfrench says:
Halloween is so awesome and this would make a great addition to a creepily fabulous party- these rock!
Nov 13, 2008. 9:12 AMCynicalStick says:
I really don't think you need them to be finger-shaped. Hot dogs are nasty enough.
Oct 30, 2010. 10:07 PMbluelantern says:
cyncastic?
Dec 21, 2010. 9:42 AMclick HERE for latest obsession says:
Haha, I accidentally read that as "cyntastic".
Dec 21, 2010. 3:28 PMbluelantern says:
it would work too,haha.
Dec 21, 2010. 9:40 AMclick HERE for latest obsession says:
I saw this and thought, "Wow, what an evil title." As it turns out, that was intentional. This scares me more than that sailor's eyebrows.
Oct 24, 2008. 10:42 PMmerseyless says:
btw when they translated "finger licken good" into chinese they ended up with "eat your fingers off" lolz
Nov 27, 2010. 10:30 AMfreakyqwerty says:
Yeah well when I put "finger licking good" in to this sort of trasnslator lots of times i got;
"With me Leccato of the finger gave his him of the luxury"
After that i put in the actual moto and i got "In the good finger they licken"
I prefer the first one though XD

Nov 27, 2010. 10:38 AMfreakyqwerty says:
Oh by the way I put it through lost in translation
Oct 22, 2010. 9:03 PMSageMinto says:
LOL.

Creative/weird. I like the concept a lot.

Oct 27, 2008. 12:55 AMmerseyless says:
lolz
Oct 31, 2010. 2:49 PMrumple_T says:
I just made these for a Halloween party last night. They were an absolute hit! I cooked the hot dogs a bit too long and they came out wrinkly. It added to the authenticity. Thanks for the great instructable!
Nov 1, 2010. 3:35 PMrumple_T says:
So sorry! Was so busy didn't take any pictures. Next time!
Oct 8, 2009. 3:11 PMhollenback.c says:
 Wow, they look disgusting, and yet... delicious... ? Good Idea!
Oct 30, 2010. 10:06 PMbluelantern says:
haha,good one.
Oct 20, 2009. 8:54 PMhollenback.c says:
 Hey, you did Captain Kirk's chair! nice one.
Oct 27, 2010. 11:55 AMjwolski says:
Awesomely grotesque! 5*s!
Sep 27, 2010. 3:08 AMpotatomansoup says:
This might be the grossest instructable I have ever seen! I feel really bad right now! AWESOME JOB, my wife is going vomit when I make these for her!
Oct 23, 2008. 8:49 PMjoe57005 says:
Very cool. Mrs Lovett would be proud!
Oct 27, 2008. 4:37 PMjoe57005 says:
Lizzie Borden took an axe, And gave her mother forty whacks, And when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty one! don't you just LOVE those morbid limericks the little kiddies sing as they play?
Oct 28, 2008. 5:00 PMjoe57005 says:
Actually, it was. "ring around the rosies, pocket full of posies" refers to the initial symptoms: ring shaped irritation around a bright red spot. "Ashes, ashes, we all fall down" refers to the advanced symptoms: previously irritated areas die, decay and turn black, leading to limbs falling off and eventually death.
Oct 16, 2009. 8:04 AMDrakeler says:
I thought ashes was the medievel sound effect for sneezing. At least, that's what my 8th grade geography teacher said.
Aug 22, 2010. 2:31 AMbpfh says:
The version I learnt was "atishoo, atishoo, we all fall down"... English (I don't know about American ;-) ) for a sneezing sound...
Jan 19, 2009. 3:17 PMhydrnium.h2 says:
Isn't History Great?
Aug 5, 2010. 3:30 PMFarrelbark says:
I don't know whether to throw up or have seconds...
Dec 17, 2009. 11:51 AMfirebreathers says:
This looks like great fun. It will be another great food idea for our Halloween Party. I am going to try string cheese instead of french fries(will ooze much better), and potato chips (for the nails). thanks for a great idea!
Nov 10, 2009. 1:51 PMRavingMadStudios says:
Lovin' this a lot, although I think I might go with a potato chip for the nail instead of a Freedom Fry. Either way, this is deliciously nasty.
Nov 1, 2009. 12:32 AMel.pinnacate says:
they taste better in character
Oct 30, 2009. 4:07 PMconrad2468 says:
 that makes me want to spew chunks!
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