Introduction: Fix Yer Eye Patch

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“Arrrr! Me eyepatch broke!! Curses upon this wretched thing!” you say, “now how am I suppost’ to fix this blasted device?” Never fear ye scallewags, I shall guide ye through this minor calamity relatively unscathed.

Step 1: Parts

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  1. Yer broken eyepatch
  2. Knot tying skills (who don't know how to tye a bowline is an unsavory character at best)
  3. Horse glue (any glue will do, really)
  4. Rum ('tis optional since it 'tis solely for imbibing)

Step 2: Knot It

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Tye ye a tight reef knot out of the two broken pieces of strap (If I have t' tell ye how to tye a reef knot, ye are the sorriest excuse of a pirate in all the 7 seas)

Step 3: Glue Yer Knot

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After ye 'ave knotted up yer patch strap, apply a small amount of yer animal glue (I used E6000, tis an advanced form of glue) to the knot so it won't come undone, even in the heat of battle!


jnifrwebb (author)2010-10-12

I clicked on this cause you totally look like this guy I used to work with, Russ. On closer inspection, I'm not so sure, but the hat and eye patch def. looks like him.

The Ideanator (author)jnifrwebb2010-10-12

Hehe, well I can tell you that I'm not him.

mr.incredible (author)2010-10-01

The best fix would be to screw a snap post into your skull. Then you could just snap it on and off. ;-)

caitlinsdad (author)2010-09-30

Arrrgh, tis it not better to dab ye olde glue on the patch and slap it on yer eye socket?

Perhaps ye salty ol' seadog, if'n I was to do smoethin' that brash I should think to use a rubbery compound in conjunction with me glue.

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