Fix yer eye patch

“Arrrr! Me eyepatch broke!! Curses upon this wretched thing!” you say, “now how am I suppost’ to fix this blasted device?” Never fear ye scallewags, I shall guide ye through this minor calamity relatively unscathed.

Step 1 Parts

1. Yer broken eyepatch
2. Knot tying skills (who don't know how to tye a bowline is an unsavory character at best)
3. Horse glue (any glue will do, really)
4. Rum ('tis optional since it 'tis solely for imbibing)

Comments

[jnifrwebb]

I clicked on this cause you totally look like this guy I used to work with, Russ. On closer inspection, I'm not so sure, but the hat and eye patch def. looks like him.

[The Ideanator]

Hehe, well I can tell you that I'm not him.

[mr.incredible]

The best fix would be to screw a snap post into your skull. Then you could just snap it on and off. ;-)

[caitlinsdad]

Arrrgh, tis it not better to dab ye olde glue on the patch and slap it on yer eye socket?

[The Ideanator]

Perhaps ye salty ol' seadog, if'n I was to do smoethin' that brash I should think to use a rubbery compound in conjunction with me glue.