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Picture of Foil Hat/Signal Receiver, no longer just for crazy hobos!

Have you ever wanted to receive signals from aliens, block out government mind control waves, or just have a cool foil hat? If you answered yes to any of the above questions then this instructable is for you!

Note* Foil hats are not recommended for hot days, please do not fry your brains, if you do blame Zane.*

Step 1: Materials

Picture of Materials

First you will need to gather the following supplies: Aluminum foil, scissors, a measuring tape(optional) and tape i used scotch but any kind will do!
 
Omnivent3 months ago

This seems to be made for around the 1 GHz band and as such is severely outdated! Current Government Mind Control is above the 10 GHz mark and alien comms is in the long wave bands, so would need a much longer antenna - plus, you need to ground it with a paper clip chain for the highest RFS.

Just say NO to inferior technology!

thehbird1 year ago
Uh lol accidentally clicked this its conspiracy nuts that where these not usually hobos
I thought that was a woman!!!
Get a haircut dude
Slayerfan666 (author)  airsoftbeast404 years ago
No, I have a bet to win.
what? haha. in that case nevermind haha
You forgot to tell us if the shiny side is up or down? I was once told that the shiny side blocks the mind penetrating green mist and the dull side attracts it. The person who told me that had to be restabilized on their meds. Still, good to know.
RegenaG5 years ago
you are your father`s son you know that!!
niletton5 years ago
Thank you lstone666, I received these instructions just in time to thwart a government probe of my brain. If not for your helmet, they would have my plans for world domination. Please know that thanks to you my tyrannical rule of this planet is imminent. I will reserve a place of high rank for you and any others who help my cause in this glorious undertaking. I am a little concerned about your loyalty to dark forces ( pertaining to the 666 in your name) but all my subjects evil or not will be equally treated under my rule. So ljstone welcome to the new world order, Your Sincerely Lord NILETTON
I don't want to sound rude but isn't this a bit self explanatry?
Not everyone wears tinfoil hats, and we need instructions. Show pictures of yours, bet you have quite a few. This isn't any worse, than Zombie Survival Guides, or Free Money on the Internet...