Full Contact Golf

Golf. The sport of kings. Or something like that. This instructable will show you how, with a litlle ingenuity and a lot of insanity, to make this "sport" a lot more fun!

As a disclaimer, I do remember discussing this game with some friends when I was younger. Since large quantities of beer were involved, I do not remember who came up with the original idea.

Step 1 Your Equipment

The equipment needed for Full Contact Golf is really quite simple:

1. A putter for each player
2. One golf ball

Depending on the individual needs of the player (and whether or not you wish to remain friends with the other players when you are done), other equipment may be needed, such as:

1. Helmets
2. Shin and Elbow Pads
3. Jock Straps

You get the idea.

Comments

[conor123777]

cool it awsome

[Wasagi]

This was amazing!! On the last day of summer, I played this all over the neighborhood, a lot of people stared...

[yoink!]

best game ever!

[drummonkey92]

wow this is realy similar to a game me n my mates thought of a few months ago! ours was more like rugby or american football because instead of going for a hole you had to get the ball past a line on each end of my friend's garden. we also used plastic kiddies putters because they hurt less when you smack eachother with them.

[crackhead]

Sure it's fun, but this is pretty unoriginal. I've played many iterations of "keep away" throughout my life. This is no different. Maybe make it interesting by inventing a slightly more original playing field with obstacles or something? No putting green would let you play this anyway, as you mention.

[shawnanderson]

you're right, the rules as I have stated them are fairly "unoriginal". But the fun lies in making up new rules as you go along (a la Calvinball). I tried to leave it fairly simple on purpose so people can make up their own variations. But thanks for the feedback.