Step 13: fiNISHed
ConGRATUlations, you maDE it all the way THRough this Aperture Science outsourced insTRUCtive guide. The guide is now Over. We are very very HAppy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success with lot of cake and your best frienD, ComPANion Cube (except you MURdered him). ThanK you for participating in this APERture_ Science computer-AIded enrichment activity.
The Enrichment Center would also like to mention that the undergraduate student who was originally writing this instruction guide, is no longer available for contact. He had a sudden case of lung poisoning because of the neurotoxin and is no reachable, because he is DEAD. Furthermore, a party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave, there is no EScape.
See you InstructAbrarians