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Funky McGroovy Duct Tape Survival Umbrella

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From my many experiances of camping in the spring, summer, fall, and winter, I have experianced first hand the misery of having clothes that are damp, wet, or soaked makes the trip really suck. I have learned that the human body can survive without food for 4 to 6 weeks and without water up to 6 days, but quite frankly being wet and trying to survive makes everything a lot harder than it really should be.
The survival umbrella is made out of materials that I found out in the woods one day and so I constructed this to tick off the camping gods.
With the survival umbrella you can finally show the camping gods who is on top.
 
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Step 1: Things you'll need

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1- large stick                                         go for taller, thicker sticks
3- medium sized sticks                       thin and semi-arched if possible. Straight ones will work too
2- rolls of Duct Tape 
1- nail
1- rock                                                    to use as a hammer....very tough
1- (optional) saw

Things you will get
1- set of sore shoulders from constantly hitting sticks with a rock
1- group of people looking at you funny while you hit sticks with a rock
1- awesome contraption that will keep you dry
100,000,000,000,000- people that will respect you for used something as awesome as Duct Tape to do this project

Step 2: "Let's Do This!"

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Take you rock and hammer it through the 1st stick

Step 3: "Oh Man, Another One?"

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Hammer the nail through the next stick

Step 4: "Why Me?!"

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hammer it through the last stick 

Step 5: "Are you Kidding Me?!"

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Nail all three to the base. 

Step 6: (Optional) "I'm Gonna Straighten You Out"

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With a saw, cut off the tiny branches of the sticks you are using. This step will make taping it a ton easier to do.
Bobey11 months ago
I'm a scout to
fenwaydog1 year ago
I agree with

michaelhair
Tim Temple1 year ago
This umbrella will also hide you from someone who has an infrared scope when things go bad. These 'bug-out' people just don't think of this.
michaelhair2 years ago
Great instructable. Congrats on the Eagle, Arrow of Light, religion knot, and OA. I also agree with gbwhitman, please honor your uniform by tucking it in. As my scoutmaster always said: "Tuck it in or take it off."
My scoutmaster says the same thing.


bakunin2 years ago
I hate umbrellas with a fiery passion, but I rated this a 5 anyway. Cool Instructable!!!
JakeBlanton2 years ago
I have found that a poncho is a lot more practical than an umbrella. Umbrellas basically just keep your head dry -- something that can be accomplished with just a wide brim oilskin type bucket / flop hat. If the weather is really crappy, a poncho keeps a lot more of you dry and will be a lot lighter than carrying around a few rolls of duct tape.
but you can still carry the duct tape for other purposes...

...i can't think of any right now, but maybe you could ask MacGyver.
Greg C.2 years ago
Awesome 'ible, and congrats on getting Eagle. Almost there myself, and am just starting to realise how dificult it can be.
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Funky Mcgroovy (author)  Greg C.2 years ago
It is a pretty difficult acomplishment but it is worth it. Keep going for it. It has many awesome perks.
gbwhitman2 years ago
Nice project and congrats on making Eagle Scout. Please wear your uniform with pride by tucking in your shirt. Keep up the good work and that resourcefulness!
Funky Mcgroovy (author)  gbwhitman2 years ago
Thank you for noticing
sunshiine2 years ago
I think your presentation is good.
Funky Mcgroovy (author)  sunshiine2 years ago
Thank you much
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