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this isnt a real virus it is just a simple command program when clicked on opens a lot of files
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First open Note Pad

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now type:


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now save it on your desktop as hack.bat if you don't name it this it wont work

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now just click on it and it will open about 200 command files

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there this is what it does to stop it thx to microman171 you can press print screen/sysrq than Alt-F4 if this doesn't work then restart your computer

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One Last thing if you really want to fuck up someone else’s computer drag the file into their start folder so when they start their computer it will go off. If there no great using computers the won’t be able to fix it ever.
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it doesnt work on windows 8

you said that already geniass

it doesnt work on windows 8

it doesnt work on windows 8

it doesnt work on windows 8

it doesnt work on windows 8


fatscat1 year ago
knex guns...lol...i agree but nice post anyway...batch files are fun...
grundisimo3 years ago
or you could just type hack.bat.... It would multiply exponentially instead of one after another...
ReCreate6 years ago
I think CTRL+C will stop This,and Of course,THe all mighty Task manager!
This wouldn't stop by opening task manager...
eulaliaaaa!5 years ago
Wow.  I pulled this one on myself.  I was seeing what it would do and BAM!!!! 

Well, lets just say that Virus went bye-bye.
sharlston6 years ago
i made this about a year ago and got it to freeze the computer cos it opened 756 times
thx now i no were mi mate got it from bye the way nice bach file
PKM6 years ago
Your description is misleading: it's not a virus, and it's not funny. There are a lot of essentially identical Instructables- please check before posting duplicates of other people's.

Please, no more "hack batch file" or "fake virus" Instructables.

If you go away and find something worth doing with batch files, then by all means post it, but these stupid "fake viruses" are getting worse than k'nex guns.
cheesefetty PKM6 years ago
pkm is a party pooper =-(
PKM PKM6 years ago
By the way, in case anyone is thinking all I do is criticise batch file Instructables and don't submit any useful ones, I'm in the process of writing a batch file Instructable that has saved me untold hours of work in my job- I intend to publish it tonight once I'm done getting screenshots.
piperjon PKM6 years ago
I've waited, and waited, and waited, and still no batch file? I want to save hours of work, won't you be my friend? :-)
PKM piperjon6 years ago
piperjon PKM6 years ago
SchaWEET! I didn't realize that this was what it was, my angst was unfounded. You are a true person among persons, PKM! :-) BTW, good piece of work there, too, thanks loads!
PKM piperjon6 years ago
Hehe, no problem- glad someone appreciates it. Just, like I say in the 'Ible, don't go spreading it around everywhere because I'm not 100% who owns the intellectual property, so this is "for illustrative purposes only".
Lance Mt. PKM6 years ago
God I hate these, I actually know professional batch (and even how to run the Microsoft system 32 us robitics.dll's
PKM Lance Mt.6 years ago
Heh, the only people who don't hate these are the people making them. I'm curious- professional batch? I mean, I use batch files at work, but I don't like it. I'm also puzzled by your reference to robotics.dll- the only thing Google turns up is actual robotics projects in C# and references to bots and viruses etc.
ac1D PKM6 years ago
+1 my friend!
bumpus PKM6 years ago
Word up PKM!

perlpower PKM6 years ago
Ditto to that
TheNemo PKM6 years ago
cheesefetty6 years ago
that is funny my g-ma (grandma) opend it up and got scared. (hee hee) ;-)
C1337us6 years ago
You fail at failing. Do this: :fail start goto fail
| 837 `/0|_| 7|-|||\||< `/0|_||2 |23@1 1337 |\|0vv...
in english please?
hehe! It says: I bet you thing your real leet now... I mean, fail at failing?
thats better,i dont think this instructable is worth the effort of writing that out in funny symbols.i think it should be taken off the site and the creator shot (of this instructablethat is)
Shot? Wont that be quick and painless? Im all against this. Drag it out with painful viewing sessions of furies.. Really horible ones.
You mean furries?
Yeah.. dam my englash!!! ( a simple error) -Cheers, Chris
Didnt ake that long? And just because this guy is a 12 year old, doesnt mean he should be shot...
yeah it does
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