Introduction: Fur Is Murder/ "Murderous" Fur Brownies

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Don't you just hate it when your edible accessories come to life and try to kill you? So annoying....

Today I'm going to show you how to make this wearable, scrumptious, yet menacing dessert!

Step 1: "Saucy Lil Minx " White Brownies

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First thing's first, let's get baking! These chewy spiced brownies are a decadent alternative to everyday chocolate.

You will need :

2 1/2 Cups Flour
1tbs Cornstarch
1/3 Cup Brown Sugar
1/3 Cup White Sugar
1 egg
1/3 Cup Milk
1/8 tsp Salt
1/8 tsp Chili Powder
1/8 tsp Nutmeg
1/8 tsp Ground Cloves
Nonstick Cooking Spray
Medium Mixing Bowl
Will Power (to resist eating it out of the bowl)

Step 2: Bake and Cut

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Mix all your ingredients together and pour into a greased 9×11 inch pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes, or until golden brown. Cool for an hour, then flip it onto pre-laid plastic wrap, and cut out an upside-down "U" shape. Set aside.

Step 3: What You Need to Decorate

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To create these creepy critters, you will need the following :

1 lb White Fondant
Fondant brushes
Fondant Shaping Tools
Fondant Roller
Saran Wrap
Dowling Rods
Fondant Coloring (Your choice)
Fondant Matte Color Powder
Water in a small dish for painting
Exacto Knife (or similar blade)
(Optional) Small cake pan to set body on for shape.

Step 4: Let's Make Some Heads

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For this effect, I chose to make 2 Mink heads, one dead, one alive. It's fun for photos, but one head will do serving.

Start shaping your heads, by creating a somewhat triangular shape. Add depth and dimension by using your fondant ball tool.

Step 5: Jaws

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To make the open jaw effect, cut the head along the middle, and pull back. Cut a medium Dowling rod into thirds, then bend, but don't break 2 of them. Insert them into the mouth. Then using a fleshy color of fondant, cover the rods inside of the mouth.

Step 6: I Got My Eye on You

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For the eyes, I did black with white X'es for the dead head, and green and yellow for the live one. Just place them gently in the sockets, with a little water for adhesion.

Step 7: The Tongue

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To make the tongue, roll a small red piece of fondant, and run a line down the middle. Texture it with small dots for more dimension. Place it in the mouth using water as adhesive. To make it appear wet and more realistic, add a little water with the brush to the tongue.

Step 8: Sweet Tooth

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For the teeth, roll fine fondant lines, then use your Exacto knife, to cut the teeth into points, then glue them into the mouth using water and a paintbrush.

Step 9: Body Time!

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To make the body:

First, sandwich your brownie piece between two pre-rolled 1/2 inch thick fondant pieces of the same shape. Be sure the Fondant is slightly wider than the Brownie, so it can seal. Seal the edges with water and a brush.

(Optional) For more shape, you can set the mid section of the Mink on a raised surface, like this small cake pan.

Step 10: Fur Fur Fur

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Then create a fur- like texture, by running your Exacto blade along the back. And create hair- like follicles, by slicing the entire edge with small cuts.

Step 11: Paint

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Paint the body and head using fondant Matte powder mixed with equal parts water. I used reddish brown. Use small delicate brush strokes for a more realistic look.

Step 12: Get a Leg Up

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For the legs, shape 4 pieces of fondant, using your shaping tool. Then with a sharp tool to cut the paws. Then add nails, by sticking small pieces of the rice noodles into each finger tip. Add the legs to the body, using water to glue them.

Step 13: Finishing Touches

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No project is complete without those last few touches. The Devil is in the details!

Add doweling rods to each head, to make them interchangeable.

Add whiskers using pieces of rice noodles, broken to length.

Add a ring of red food coloring around the "live" head's eyes, for a dash of malice.

If you're planning on wearing this lovely shawl, wear your hair up, and put a piece of plastic wrap underneath your brownie, one will eat it.

Step 14: Enjoy!

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This wearable dessert is a hilarious addition to any sinister gathering, and it also happens to be delicious! Enjoy creeping your friends out! I'm so honored to be a part of this!

If you liked this creation, check out some of my others on my website!

Yours in creativity,

- Kari


offseidjr (author)2016-11-12

This is great!

WUVIE (author)2016-10-19

Wow. This is the most unique thing I've seen in some time. Great big kudos, good luck in the current contest, and congratulations in the Deceptive Desserts contest. You're getting a vote from me! :-)

That Redhead (author)WUVIE2016-10-20

Wow, what a great compliment! Thank you so much!!!!!

Natalina (author)2016-04-29

Great photos and clever idea!

That Redhead (author)Natalina2016-05-11

Thank you so much!!!

Mjtrinihobby (author)2016-05-10

From a fellow instructables prize winner, awesome work! Keep it up!

Thank you! Loving this site!

Meglymoo87 (author)2016-04-26

CONGRATS on winning second place! <3

That Redhead (author)Meglymoo872016-04-26

Thank you so much! I feel so honored. Christine Mcconnell is my hero, so this is pretty cool ;)

KittyKissMe (author)2016-04-26

Awesome idea, really good work and the pictures you took... <3! Amazing!!!

That Redhead (author)KittyKissMe2016-04-26

Awe, thank you so much!!!!

KittyKissMe (author)That Redhead2016-04-26

You are welcome! :-)

DEL508 (author)2016-04-24


That Redhead (author)DEL5082016-04-25

Thank you so much!

DoggyMANIA6105 (author)2016-04-24

oh so freaky!

Wow this looks delicious but when you cut the fur brownie up that just looked so creepy.

Good luck in this wicked contest! ;)

Ha, I know right? Creepy is my middle name ;)

Lineakat (author)2016-04-25

wow, this is so cool! You got my vote!:)

That Redhead (author)Lineakat2016-04-25

Thank you so much! It was a blast to make ;)

Rapturee (author)2016-04-22

truly hilarious, great job! I'll bet it was fun to eat.


That Redhead (author)Rapturee2016-04-22

You are too kind! Thank you, it really was! Creepy watching my kids eat a mink, but fun ;)

Meglymoo87 (author)2016-04-22

GIRL!! You enter this on the last day before the contest closed and in the days to follow racked up enough votes to be a finalist! YOU GO GIRL :) Congrats and best of luck!

That Redhead (author)Meglymoo872016-04-22

No thank you! I literally found out about this contest with 24 notice! I stayed up all night baking, taking photos, and editing..... I have two small kids, so that was no easy feat ;) Christine Mcconnell is my personal icon, so I had to try! Thank you so so much!

Meglymoo87 (author)That Redhead2016-04-22

My pleasure, truly! You deserve it! :D

MsMaoMaoz (author)2016-04-22

Oh wow! This is awesome!

That Redhead (author)MsMaoMaoz2016-04-22

Thank you!!!!

3366carlos (author)2016-04-22


That Redhead (author)3366carlos2016-04-22

Thank you so much!

parisusa (author)2016-04-21

I love real furs with faces (from my grandmother, people, chill OUT!) and dessert! Welcome to the community!

farraha (author)2016-04-20

that looks fantastic!! great Job!!

That Redhead (author)farraha2016-04-21

Thank you so much!!!

ffeabysawsen (author)2016-04-20

Yup. This is definitely gonna give me nightmares.

Yay! That was the goal ;) Thank you so much!

Pavlovafowl (author)2016-04-19

Original idea and very well sculpted and presented. Good Luck! All the very best from sunny Normandie, Pavlovafowl aka Sue

That Redhead (author)Pavlovafowl2016-04-19

Thank you so much!!!!!

navneetha (author)That Redhead2016-04-20

Awesome. voted for you:)

IBH (author)2016-04-20

Nice ible . Really a unique idea and deceptive .... At first looked like a furry scarf ..... :) Just voted for you .

That Redhead (author)IBH2016-04-20

You're the best! Thank you!

vhurtubise (author)2016-04-20

Awesome dessert!! I definitely want one!! Great original idea. Good luck! :)

That Redhead (author)vhurtubise2016-04-20

Thank you so much!

CatherineE8 (author)2016-04-20

Yay! Just voted!

That Redhead (author)CatherineE82016-04-20

Thank you so much!

kate_dove (author)2016-04-20

I love the idea of a wearable dessert, and your execution is just fantastic! Those eyes! I wish you the best of luck!

That Redhead (author)kate_dove2016-04-20

Thank you so much! What a lovely comment!

theresilientgarnet (author)2016-04-20

I love this! I saw your comment, and now you got my vote! It's really well done!

And I also love your retro style (I wear this pin up style everyday, I love it!)

Retro is the bestest! Thank you so much!

You are too kind! Same to you my dear!

Meglymoo87 (author)2016-04-19

I don't recall seeing those black and white photos earlier, but they're great! Hahaha

Super_seal (author)2016-04-19

I love it! The creation and the photos were fantastic!!

That Redhead (author)Super_seal2016-04-19

Thank you so much! it was a caffiene fueled labour of bizarre love.

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