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Make a giant pizza bagel.  

Bagels are boiled then baked.

Steps:
  1. Make dough*
  2. Shape into bagel - about 12" across and 2+" thick
  3. Boil in 14" pan
  4. Bake at 475degF to internal temp of 200degF (about 20min)
  5. Slice
  6. Add sauce and cheese
  7. Briol to melt cheese
  8. Eat
  9. Realize you were thinking of english muffin pizza... 
*Recipe for dough:
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/real-homemade-bagels/