Gifts are given with the best intentions. Someone you know is sure that what they're giving you is just what will make you oh so happy. They know you so well that it'll what you never knew you always wanted. And then they give you a garden gnome.
OK, OK, it's a garden gnome ha ha. It's so ironic, right? But fortunately there is one thing that makes kitschy gifts like this so much better: white spraypaint.
Trust me, it works unbelievably well and soon you'll have your own recontextualized art piece of your very own.
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Step 1: Problem: Gnome
As for me, I tried placing the gnome around the house or in the garden and it just didn't work. Each spot looked wrong to me. So the only thing to do was to update the gnome.
Step 2: White Is Arty
Well, that turned out to betotally wrong, but the impression is still there.
A similar rule applies to photography. Take a photo of the ocean in color and it's a dull shot. Make ti a black & white photo and suddenly it's worth of being framed and put up over a couch.
So what can we take away from this? We need to paint it white. You could try black, too, if you want, but then people will think you're a bit morbid. Which is great if that's your goal and would be a great tool for how to Make a Gnome Gothy.
Step 3: Paint!
As always with spraypaint, do it in a well-ventilated area.
Step 4: Place Your Gnome Withe Pride
"Yes, the white really makes you appreciate the gnome in a new way."
"I find that with white paint on it it truly recontextualizes the classic garden gnome, giving it a new life."
"It's a ghost gnome. It's gentle gaze protects me."