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Green Fortune Cookies

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"St. Patty's Day Bash"
It's that time a year again, time to display your alcoholism as proudly as the shamrock on your lapel, time to imbibe green libations, and inflict flesh wounds upon the non-conformist Mc Scroodges. That's right, it's St. Patricks day! A celebration of all things green, corned, and some dude from Wales, no not Kathrine Zeta Jones. This episode I'm going to teach you how to throw the most Irishtastic St. Patty's day party ever! Erin go bragh!

 
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Step 1: You're gonna need...

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two eggs
3 tblspns vegitable oil
1 tsp vanilla
1/2 cup sifted flour
1 1/2 teaspoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup granulated sugar
2 1/2 tsp water
1/2 tsp green fortune coloring
An mixer (manual or electic)
A sifter
And a muffin pan


Step 2: Combine

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Separate the egg whites from the yolks. Discard yolks or save for a yummy Irish Cream Creme brulee, Add the vanilla and the oil. Beat until frothy but not firm

Add all the dry ingredients, sift flour into bowl, and mix so there're no lumps.

Add the green water, blend.

Keep stirring until the mixture most closely resembles pancake batter

Step 3: Cook

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Next, on a well oiled baking sheet, carefully spoon out the cookie batter into circles about 3 inches in diameter. I find 3 discs per tray works best. Place in a 300 degree oven for 10-15 minutes or untill golden brown.

Be sure to keep an eye on your cookies’ progress. I know waiting is boring.

Step 4: Making the cookies

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Now’s the time to extract the cookies from the baking sheet, you must work quickly because the cookies will harden and make folding impossible. Starting from the edges carefully but not slowly loosen the discs from the sheet. Some of you might want to wear gloves, I have tough man hands, so I can bear the fresh form the oven cookie heat. Once freed place the prewritten precut fortune in the middle of the cookie (I've included a list of fortunes in this video's liner notes) fold the edges till they meet, pinch the subsequent edges together, and viola you’ve made a fortune cookie

Step 5: Extra shot!

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Here's another shot of the cookie.

Step 6: Enjoy!!!

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Yummy!
Goodhart4 years ago
Very cool.  And this would be great for April 1st too (maladjusted fortunes inside the cookies ;-) 
 
You could just make the fortune cookies taste really bad...

(Add lots of cayenne pepper, etc.) 
Hmmm,  hot fortune cookies,  actually sounds kind of good.....like Jalepeno chocolate cake (yes there is at least ONE instructable out there with this)
I always thought that fake fortunes was a good idea.  Just something simple like "watch your back" or "Do not fly".
Or even slightly more funny:   Look out below !
or   don't look now.... 

:-) 
bb0yi2o04 years ago
You missed the step where you add weed
Where in humpty dumpty did it say he was an egg???????
huh, never thought about that!
twhaley4 years ago
That's cool! Are you married?
brassmnkys5 years ago
Very nice. I'm definitely gonna try these this SPD. And just so you know, you can add multiple photos per step. What you did works, but it may make it easier and less time consuming in the future. Thanks for the Instructable!!
Flumpkins6 years ago
Do they taste good like actual fortune cookies form a chinese resturant?
duck-lemon6 years ago
this is so cool... now how to fill it with alcohol.......
Kaiven6 years ago
FORTuNE COOKIES!!!
asyrith6 years ago
So, what is the purpose of the muffin pan?
cheap champagne (author)  asyrith6 years ago
You place the cookies in the muffin pan to cool so it can keep it's shape. I guess that wasn't too clear.
Awesome! I have always wondered how they made fortune cookies-- now I know how they make green ones. :P
mikeasaurus6 years ago
maybe go back and clean up the text for your instructable, for some reason this site doesn't like it when you copy and paste text from Word as it can't read the 's. Fun instructable too! Green cookies to go with my green beer, and eggs and ham.
jnixon6 years ago
Bwaaaa? I don't believe!!!
Not listed in ingredients: leprechaun dust in steps 5 and 6. :D very sweet!
lebowski6 years ago
Sweet! Yet another green food for green day.