Welcome to another chapter of the Guide to Pet Rocks series. Hope you enjoy.
Step 1: Problem and Answers
On an older post, RevSchlem asked why his Rock was marking the carpet and biting.
Make sure to keep the Rock entertained, because they get that way when their bored. They can also be Emo or have rabies.
Tap his nose and say "Bad Rock! No!"
Step 2: Making Your Rock a Pet
Yes, your pets need pets too.
You can get an Acorn and make a face on it with a Marker and put it in your Rock's house.
Step 3: Entertain Your Rock
When your Rock gets bored, you may want to do something with it. Take it to a friend Rock house (if you have a town) and make them watch TV, they will enjoy it.
(WARNING: DO NOT PUT IT ON NICK JR! YOUR ROCK'S BRAIN WILL MELT AND HE MAY BECOME DUMB!))
Step 4: Get Your Rock a Ride
When your out if the house and can't bring your Rock, he/she may want to drive around town to. I gave my Rock a Hot Wheels car. Let him explore your room, but make sure to put warnings around areas where it can get hurt, like your cat's or dog's bed.
Step 5: End
This is the End of this chapter of the Guide To Pet Rocks. Hope you enjoyed.
I'm making an FAQ on this, ask in the comments about your Rock and I shall answer in the next Chapter.