Gummi Bear Surgery

Gummi Bear Surgery
Gummi Bears live short lives, but that doesn't mean that they don't have health problems and will occasionally need some care. There are times when these delicate bears will even need to go under the knife.

The very substance of the Gummi Bears is tricky stuff and if you want to be able to identify a tumor and have it removed you need an expert. Someone you can trust. Someone who's been there.

To get a better grasp of this hidden world of Gummi surgery we talked to an expert in the field who was happy to demonstrate his techniques for us.

NOTE: This Instructable contains graphic images of Gummi Bear surgeries. Like the one right below. Gross, right?
 
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Step 1Get patients and tools

Get patients and tools
For Gummi surgery you need a supply of willing patients and the basic tools.

Fortunately, most Gummi Bears are hypochondriacs so even if they don't have a problem right away you can usually convince them to go under the knife in less than a minute. There might be some ethics problem here, but we couldn't think of it and moved on to the slicey dicey fun.

Make sure you have a clean scalpel and metal tubing available. The second picture shows the exact knife you shouldn't use. Dried Gummi gore should be wiped off with a paper towel or you can replace the whole blade. Don't use your tongue to clean! Is bad!
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Jan 15, 2012. 6:37 PMHMice says:
LOL!!!!!! So funny!
Jan 6, 2012. 6:01 PMsethcim says:
Heart transplants! Brain transplants! So awesome, so gruesome. Love it, LOL.
Dec 21, 2011. 1:45 PMblack hole says:
What if we did this to the gummi bear from 'The Gummi Bear Song', and, sadly, ran out of brains at just the wrong moment? One can only hope....
Dec 21, 2011. 1:59 PMGLaDOS V3 says:
that will be awesome.
Dec 21, 2011. 3:17 PMblack hole says:
Wouldn't it though?
Dec 21, 2011. 12:08 PMGLaDOS V3 says:
LOL SO FUNNY!!!
Dec 21, 2011. 11:15 AMmousietails says:
Love this 'ible. Can't stop laughing. Must try sometime. Thank you for being so awesome!
Dec 18, 2011. 6:25 PMda animal freak says:
HAIR TRANSPLANT!
Dec 13, 2011. 3:47 PMgluteus maximus says:
<(*-*)> "yodu wuz heer." i cant spel.
jeez,im 13 and i cant spel.
Dec 13, 2011. 3:33 PMgluteus maximus says:
sicko.
Dec 4, 2011. 4:57 PMWUVIE says:
Okay, I've seen some cute Instructables, but this one takes the cake!

I love it!
Nov 23, 2011. 6:58 PMAussieAnglerGal says:
this instrucable would help those grieving gummies who lost their brains to zombie gummies.....
Nov 23, 2011. 6:56 PMAussieAnglerGal says:
i have lost count of how many times i have come back to look at this, this is such a awesomely bizarre instrucatble!!!!
Jun 28, 2009. 7:36 PMhguvg says:
I did Head Transplants on 3 Bears and was going to take a picture and upload it, but my brother ATE THEM before I could get a chance
Nov 18, 2011. 5:47 PMspeedracer425 says:
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Nov 18, 2011. 5:45 PMspeedracer425 says:
Two words..............

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 20, 2011. 6:52 PMfinbar galdeep says:
YOU GOT ON MEME BASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 10, 2011. 2:51 PMScience Chantal says:
Sick! But cool! :-0
Aug 31, 2011. 11:31 AMmonsterlego says:
GUMMMY BEARS!!!!!!!
Aug 11, 2011. 7:40 PMcheeriokate says:
LOL poor little gummies
Aug 2, 2011. 1:43 PMElectorials says:
These are just Sooooo funny!
The one from step 5 really rocks ><
Aug 2, 2011. 10:00 AMdylankunaikennedy says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLfup5vijA MY SURGERY
Aug 2, 2011. 8:40 AMdylankunaikennedy says:
give it a weiner :P
Jul 28, 2011. 9:33 AMUQONYX says:
This is the funniest instructable ever!
Jul 27, 2011. 9:28 PMwinterwindarts says:
Priceless. Just priceless.
Jul 26, 2011. 11:33 AMzombies are annoying says:
this is awesome, im getting good at this!
Jul 23, 2011. 8:27 AMThat One Eegit says:
Get the compound bow and the pepper spray. We have some work to do.
Jun 30, 2011. 12:50 PMIrock148 says:
try a stomach surgery
Jun 24, 2011. 9:02 PMlromo1 says:
it called "BEARHAWK"
Jun 3, 2011. 11:52 AMxinistrom says:
did you eat them all later? 0.o
May 31, 2011. 1:27 PMjake scythe says:
i did gummi surgery in 06 for the the first time but i was not a pro gummi surgeon and they revolked my lisense
May 21, 2011. 11:04 AMalexsparrow says:
Awsome and sick at the same time, so cool
May 12, 2011. 3:15 AMjfenech says:
You, people are just monsters ......
May 12, 2011. 3:08 AMjfenech says:
Can't ....... look, too ....... Graphic ......
May 9, 2011. 6:59 PMniji says:
XDDD i love this gummi transplanting whatever!! its so weird in a really cool way! d^~^b
May 6, 2011. 5:03 PMsawblade25 says:
awesome, man, just awesome
May 1, 2011. 8:43 PMGirlUnknown says:
This is Hilarious! Good one
Apr 25, 2011. 11:43 AMtechno guy says:
What diameter is the tube and where can I get one?
Apr 25, 2011. 11:33 AMtechno guy says:
Could you use an exacto knife instead?
Apr 25, 2011. 5:04 AMurtlesquirt says:
Simply fascinating.
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