Gummi Bears live short lives, but that doesn't mean that they don't have health problems and will occasionally need some care. There are times when these delicate bears will even need to go under the knife.

The very substance of the Gummi Bears is tricky stuff and if you want to be able to identify a tumor and have it removed you need an expert. Someone you can trust. Someone who's been there.

To get a better grasp of this hidden world of Gummi surgery we talked to an expert in the field who was happy to demonstrate his techniques for us.

NOTE: This Instructable contains graphic images of Gummi Bear surgeries. Like the one right below. Gross, right?

Step 1: Get Patients and Tools

For Gummi surgery you need a supply of willing patients and the basic tools.

Fortunately, most Gummi Bears are hypochondriacs so even if they don't have a problem right away you can usually convince them to go under the knife in less than a minute. There might be some ethics problem here, but we couldn't think of it and moved on to the slicey dicey fun.

Make sure you have a clean scalpel and metal tubing available. The second picture shows the exact knife you shouldn't use. Dried Gummi gore should be wiped off with a paper towel or you can replace the whole blade. Don't use your tongue to clean! Is bad!
<p>This is really funny! The brain and heart transplants were the best!</p>
<p>made my day! thanks for the info doc :)</p>
<p>This had me rolling. The brain transplant was over the top!!!!!! Awesome!!!!</p>
<p>HAHHA. Amazing. ;) </p>
<p>That is the funniest thing ever!</p>
<p>Thanks for sharing a smile-maker!</p>
<p>hahaahha brain transplant brilliant</p>
<p>Thank you for this, I'm on for a good day because of you &lt;3</p>
<p>I expected this to be a cute and fun little Instructable. I did not expect it to be hilarious and to take the turns it did. Thank you! :D</p>
<p>Well this was an interesting moment of my life. Seriously messed up but totatlly hilarious!</p>
<p>ur so smart</p>
<p>Omg LOL!! Surgically Revolutionising History!</p>
<p>Pure genius, love it!</p>
<p>love it! love the creativity.</p>
<p><strong>omigosh ~~ this just tickles me silly!! x^D </strong>laughed most @ heart &amp; brain transplants!</p>
<p>That is so funny. ?</p>
<p>This surpasses the fame of any cat or pepper spray video ever posted. Give this person a Grammy. Or Emmy. Whatever, as long as it's shiny and has lots of gold. LOL!<br><br>&quot;A falling apart Gummi is a sad Gummi. Sometimes you may need to use <br>special surgical fluid to help stick the two parts together. If you <br>don't have that, try some saliva. It's always handy and puts a little <br>bit of you into each surgery.&quot;<br><br>&lt;dying&gt; hahahaha</p>
I believe the word you're looking for is a Gummi award! lol XD
<p>This truly warmed my heart! It is wonderful to know that there are people in the world committed to the care of gummy bears. </p>
<p>Hah, wish I had some gummi bears right now, I give it 2 thumbs up. b('u')d</p>
<p>that is op </p>
Igor!!!!!! pull the switch!!!!!!!!!!
this is......... quite lovely.......? uhhhhhhhhh..... yeah sure lovely......... totally not the right word..............????? all good fun...
<p>will the gummi bears survive? im 5 and im scared cause ive been eating real life stuff? can u ask thee gummy bears if they will forgive me? thnk u luv makayla kristens sis</p>
<p>This just made my day!</p>
<p>Very odd and halariious</p>
Hilarious! ?
great idea for a xmas present, would give someone some hours of pleasure.
Ridiculous.<br>Thumbs up.
I'm gumstruck... this is unbearable... (but they still taste pretty good!)
Hahahaha!!!!! Thank you for the laughs!!!!
Love this!Too hilarious!
Dr. Frankenstein? Is that you?
<p>Wow , i loved it :) Definitely gonna try this ....</p>
Cool and Awesome!!<br>So funny!<br>Though I pity those gummies!
<p>Sadly, this Instructable is not completely P.C. You missed the transgender Gummi. :-(</p>
Great sense of humor!! Thanks for sharing.
<p>I'm loling for days</p>
<p>This is awesome!!!</p>
<p>Totally funny!! The clear bear with the red brain is my favorite! </p>
Sorry I meant lol this is lame but suprisling funny :)
Lol this is lame lame
I like the clear one with the red heart, for Japan!

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