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Gummi Bears live short lives, but that doesn't mean that they don't have health problems and will occasionally need some care. There are times when these delicate bears will even need to go under the knife.

The very substance of the Gummi Bears is tricky stuff and if you want to be able to identify a tumor and have it removed you need an expert. Someone you can trust. Someone who's been there.

To get a better grasp of this hidden world of Gummi surgery we talked to an expert in the field who was happy to demonstrate his techniques for us.

NOTE: This Instructable contains graphic images of Gummi Bear surgeries. Like the one right below. Gross, right?

Step 1: Get patients and tools

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For Gummi surgery you need a supply of willing patients and the basic tools.

Fortunately, most Gummi Bears are hypochondriacs so even if they don't have a problem right away you can usually convince them to go under the knife in less than a minute. There might be some ethics problem here, but we couldn't think of it and moved on to the slicey dicey fun.

Make sure you have a clean scalpel and metal tubing available. The second picture shows the exact knife you shouldn't use. Dried Gummi gore should be wiped off with a paper towel or you can replace the whole blade. Don't use your tongue to clean! Is bad!
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AnubisAndIsis10 months ago

This surpasses the fame of any cat or pepper spray video ever posted. Give this person a Grammy. Or Emmy. Whatever, as long as it's shiny and has lots of gold. LOL!

"A falling apart Gummi is a sad Gummi. Sometimes you may need to use
special surgical fluid to help stick the two parts together. If you
don't have that, try some saliva. It's always handy and puts a little
bit of you into each surgery."

<dying> hahahaha

I believe the word you're looking for is a Gummi award! lol XD
dschwant3 months ago

This truly warmed my heart! It is wonderful to know that there are people in the world committed to the care of gummy bears.

singerboy415 months ago

Hah, wish I had some gummi bears right now, I give it 2 thumbs up. b('u')d

baile5 months ago

that is op

Igor!!!!!! pull the switch!!!!!!!!!!
this is......... quite lovely.......? uhhhhhhhhh..... yeah sure lovely......... totally not the right word..............????? all good fun...
KristenW7 months ago

will the gummi bears survive? im 5 and im scared cause ive been eating real life stuff? can u ask thee gummy bears if they will forgive me? thnk u luv makayla kristens sis

NomadHobbyist7 months ago

This just made my day!

ZiggzaggZebra8 months ago
maxwesterman9 months ago

Very odd and halariious

eidylon10 months ago
Hilarious! ?
karlanz10 months ago
great idea for a xmas present, would give someone some hours of pleasure.
karter15110 months ago
Thumbs up.
Schorte10 months ago
I'm gumstruck... this is unbearable... (but they still taste pretty good!)
naimorris10 months ago
Hahahaha!!!!! Thank you for the laughs!!!!
Love this!Too hilarious!
hortod110 months ago
Dr. Frankenstein? Is that you?
Jack Moran10 months ago


SabaS110 months ago

Wow , i loved it :) Definitely gonna try this ....

jasara10 months ago
Cool and Awesome!!
So funny!
Though I pity those gummies!
AnubisAndIsis10 months ago

Sadly, this Instructable is not completely P.C. You missed the transgender Gummi. :-(

bob303010 months ago
Great sense of humor!! Thanks for sharing.
PikeMinnow10 months ago

I'm loling for days

Pure Carbon10 months ago

This is awesome!!!

BKLaRue10 months ago

Totally funny!! The clear bear with the red brain is my favorite!

mcharles81 year ago
Sorry I meant lol this is lame but suprisling funny :)
mcharles81 year ago
Lol this is lame lame
cd416 years ago
I like the clear one with the red heart, for Japan!


oh my god laughing out loud rolling on the floor laughing laughing my a** off i peeded my self


ya lol
as you have an atomic bomb pic lol
chopstx man ray6 years ago
I forget. : P
ROFLCOPTERINGWLMBAFO!!!! (Roflcoptering while laughing ny butt and face off!!!!!) beat that! =D
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