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Gummi Bears live short lives, but that doesn't mean that they don't have health problems and will occasionally need some care. There are times when these delicate bears will even need to go under the knife.

The very substance of the Gummi Bears is tricky stuff and if you want to be able to identify a tumor and have it removed you need an expert. Someone you can trust. Someone who's been there.

To get a better grasp of this hidden world of Gummi surgery we talked to an expert in the field who was happy to demonstrate his techniques for us.

NOTE: This Instructable contains graphic images of Gummi Bear surgeries. Like the one right below. Gross, right?
 
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Step 1: Get patients and tools

For Gummi surgery you need a supply of willing patients and the basic tools.

Fortunately, most Gummi Bears are hypochondriacs so even if they don't have a problem right away you can usually convince them to go under the knife in less than a minute. There might be some ethics problem here, but we couldn't think of it and moved on to the slicey dicey fun.

Make sure you have a clean scalpel and metal tubing available. The second picture shows the exact knife you shouldn't use. Dried Gummi gore should be wiped off with a paper towel or you can replace the whole blade. Don't use your tongue to clean! Is bad!

Step 2: The art of the scalpel

Picture of The art of the scalpel
The scalpel is the most important tool in Gummi surgery. Once again, the surgeon recommended a clean blade. Push firmly into the Gummi flesh and give it a little wiggle if you get stuck. Try for a clean cut. If there is too much screaming, you're doing it wrong.
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cd415 years ago
I like the clear one with the red heart, for Japan!
GO JAPAN!!!
Yeah!
Rit957 chald62716 days ago

omglolrofllmaoipms

oh my god laughing out loud rolling on the floor laughing laughing my a** off i peeded my self

restarted

ya lol
as you have an atomic bomb pic lol
chopstx man ray4 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLCOPTER =P
LOLONF!!!!!!
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I forget. : P
ROFLCOPTERINGWLMBAFO!!!! (Roflcoptering while laughing ny butt and face off!!!!!) beat that! =D
Fine you win! {=-(
=D
wipe that smirk off yo' face!
NEVA!!!!!=D
lol
I SAID: WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YO' FACE!
I SAID: NEVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Ha! yo' dead!
=O but I don't wanna be dead!
He's a zombie! Run for your life! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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You scream "hey, come back!" as your legs seperate from the rest of your body.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Once again, Ha! yo' dead!
no... I'm a zombie torso now =P
Now I eat your Brainz while on the ground P=
to quote monty python "what'dya gonna do? bleed on me????"
oookaaay so this is an argument between chop sticks and an atom bomb??? totally awesome
omg still going!
lol
T-K chopstx4 years ago
lol
chopstx T-K4 years ago
ROFL!!!
It starts again =P
Yup!
lolz
OMG I'M GONNA START IT..... AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, yes you will. LOL!!!!
=| I am silent...
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