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Gummi Bears live short lives, but that doesn't mean that they don't have health problems and will occasionally need some care. There are times when these delicate bears will even need to go under the knife.

The very substance of the Gummi Bears is tricky stuff and if you want to be able to identify a tumor and have it removed you need an expert. Someone you can trust. Someone who's been there.

To get a better grasp of this hidden world of Gummi surgery we talked to an expert in the field who was happy to demonstrate his techniques for us.

NOTE: This Instructable contains graphic images of Gummi Bear surgeries. Like the one right below. Gross, right?
 
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Step 1: Get patients and tools

For Gummi surgery you need a supply of willing patients and the basic tools.

Fortunately, most Gummi Bears are hypochondriacs so even if they don't have a problem right away you can usually convince them to go under the knife in less than a minute. There might be some ethics problem here, but we couldn't think of it and moved on to the slicey dicey fun.

Make sure you have a clean scalpel and metal tubing available. The second picture shows the exact knife you shouldn't use. Dried Gummi gore should be wiped off with a paper towel or you can replace the whole blade. Don't use your tongue to clean! Is bad!

Step 2: The art of the scalpel

Picture of The art of the scalpel
The scalpel is the most important tool in Gummi surgery. Once again, the surgeon recommended a clean blade. Push firmly into the Gummi flesh and give it a little wiggle if you get stuck. Try for a clean cut. If there is too much screaming, you're doing it wrong.
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Very odd and halariious

eidylon27 days ago
Hilarious! ?
karlanz1 month ago
great idea for a xmas present, would give someone some hours of pleasure.
karter1511 month ago
Ridiculous.
Thumbs up.
Schorte1 month ago
I'm gumstruck... this is unbearable... (but they still taste pretty good!)
naimorris1 month ago
Hahahaha!!!!! Thank you for the laughs!!!!
Love this!Too hilarious!
hortod11 month ago
Dr. Frankenstein? Is that you?
Jack Moran1 month ago

Awesome!

SabaS11 month ago

Wow , i loved it :) Definitely gonna try this ....

jasara1 month ago
Cool and Awesome!!
So funny!
Though I pity those gummies!

Sadly, this Instructable is not completely P.C. You missed the transgender Gummi. :-(

This surpasses the fame of any cat or pepper spray video ever posted. Give this person a Grammy. Or Emmy. Whatever, as long as it's shiny and has lots of gold. LOL!

"A falling apart Gummi is a sad Gummi. Sometimes you may need to use
special surgical fluid to help stick the two parts together. If you
don't have that, try some saliva. It's always handy and puts a little
bit of you into each surgery."

<dying> hahahaha

bob30301 month ago
Great sense of humor!! Thanks for sharing.
PikeMinnow1 month ago

I'm loling for days

Pure Carbon1 month ago

This is awesome!!!

Totally funny!! The clear bear with the red brain is my favorite!

mcharles83 months ago
Sorry I meant lol this is lame but suprisling funny :)
mcharles83 months ago
Lol this is lame lame
cd415 years ago
I like the clear one with the red heart, for Japan!
GO JAPAN!!!
Yeah!
Rit957 chald6274 months ago

omglolrofllmaoipms

oh my god laughing out loud rolling on the floor laughing laughing my a** off i peeded my self

restarted

ya lol
as you have an atomic bomb pic lol
chopstx man ray5 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLCOPTER =P
LOLONF!!!!!!
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I forget. : P
ROFLCOPTERINGWLMBAFO!!!! (Roflcoptering while laughing ny butt and face off!!!!!) beat that! =D
Fine you win! {=-(
=D
wipe that smirk off yo' face!
NEVA!!!!!=D
lol
I SAID: WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YO' FACE!
I SAID: NEVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Ha! yo' dead!
=O but I don't wanna be dead!
He's a zombie! Run for your life! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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