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Gummi Bear Surgery

Gummi Bear Surgery
Gummi Bears live short lives, but that doesn't mean that they don't have health problems and will occasionally need some care. There are times when these delicate bears will even need to go under the knife.

The very substance of the Gummi Bears is tricky stuff and if you want to be able to identify a tumor and have it removed you need an expert. Someone you can trust. Someone who's been there.

To get a better grasp of this hidden world of Gummi surgery we talked to an expert in the field who was happy to demonstrate his techniques for us.

NOTE: This Instructable contains graphic images of Gummi Bear surgeries. Like the one right below. Gross, right?
 
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Step 1Get patients and tools

Get patients and tools
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For Gummi surgery you need a supply of willing patients and the basic tools.

Fortunately, most Gummi Bears are hypochondriacs so even if they don't have a problem right away you can usually convince them to go under the knife in less than a minute. There might be some ethics problem here, but we couldn't think of it and moved on to the slicey dicey fun.

Make sure you have a clean scalpel and metal tubing available. The second picture shows the exact knife you shouldn't use. Dried Gummi gore should be wiped off with a paper towel or you can replace the whole blade. Don't use your tongue to clean! Is bad!
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Jan 2, 2011. 6:14 AMcleage001 says:
"if there's much screaming, you're doing it wrong"
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
May 20, 2012. 5:09 PMspeedracer425 says:
LOL.XD
Jun 28, 2009. 7:36 PMhguvg says:
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Nov 18, 2011. 5:47 PMspeedracer425 says:
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
May 8, 2012. 7:45 PMhguvg says:
im sorry. i posted that when i was like 10
Jun 13, 2009. 4:14 PMmuller654 says:
i put a dinosaur gummi brain in a gummi bear... and now he just won't stop screaming... what should i do?
Apr 15, 2012. 10:14 AMpoikilotherm says:
He probably should be given a sedative. If that doesn't calm him you should probably take the brain out and put a gummy bear brain in. The only problem is you have a leftover dinosaur brain, but you can transplant that into a dinosaur so he will have two brains.
Nov 28, 2010. 9:06 AMHitman227 says:
Just use a straw to remove the brain. If he develops heart issues it can be very dangerous. I would attempt open heart surgery. P.s. if you look at the heart moniter and it makes an discontinued beep than the gummy bears in trouble.
Nov 11, 2010. 9:24 PMjaazy1230 says:
wwell...............
i would get a gummy worm and remove itts brain to the screamin g gummy bear then it would be quiet dahh......'
Oct 26, 2010. 3:41 PMCamillaLuvzMusic says:
eat him!!
Jul 23, 2010. 7:04 AMseabananers says:
burt it in a glass of water overnight he will become bloated and weak then you can kill him without guilt
May 11, 2010. 4:54 PMKindhamster says:
sell it to a sadistic two-year-old
May 1, 2010. 8:24 AMAthleticTrainer says:
try the potassium chlorate experiment by cforchemistry
Apr 29, 2010. 5:11 PMkroq-gar78 says:
1. burn it with a soldering iron
2. put it in the oven
Mar 22, 2010. 8:59 AMjames4 says:
blow it up with a airsoft grenade 
Jun 16, 2009. 2:32 PMganon5209 says:
shoot it
Jul 30, 2009. 2:12 PMSupercoke says:
hehe!!!
Jun 14, 2009. 12:32 PMmrsthursday says:
eat it?
Jun 14, 2009. 11:23 PMmuller654 says:
hey yeah... good idea, thanx
Nov 28, 2010. 9:07 AMHitman227 says:
SHELLS AWAY! (SHELL IT!)
Sep 3, 2010. 7:40 PMbobandthemonkey says:
eat it, then poop it out, burn that, then shoot it, light it on fire and burry it while its burning
Apr 8, 2012. 9:06 PMSamuel Bernier says:
Aaahh Ed. i didn't realise this one was you! I love this one. I always play Frenkenstein with my gummie bears now.
Mar 30, 2012. 4:32 AMBrayden1122 says:
bahahaha :P
Jan 15, 2012. 6:37 PMHMice says:
LOL!!!!!! So funny!
Jan 6, 2012. 6:01 PMsethcim says:
Heart transplants! Brain transplants! So awesome, so gruesome. Love it, LOL.
Dec 21, 2011. 1:45 PMblack hole says:
What if we did this to the gummi bear from 'The Gummi Bear Song', and, sadly, ran out of brains at just the wrong moment? One can only hope....
Dec 21, 2011. 1:59 PMGLaDOS V3 says:
that will be awesome.
Dec 21, 2011. 3:17 PMblack hole says:
Wouldn't it though?
Dec 21, 2011. 12:08 PMGLaDOS V3 says:
LOL SO FUNNY!!!
Dec 21, 2011. 11:15 AMmousietails says:
Love this 'ible. Can't stop laughing. Must try sometime. Thank you for being so awesome!
Dec 18, 2011. 6:25 PMda animal freak says:
HAIR TRANSPLANT!
Dec 13, 2011. 3:47 PMgluteus maximus says:
<(*-*)> "yodu wuz heer." i cant spel.
jeez,im 13 and i cant spel.
Dec 13, 2011. 3:33 PMgluteus maximus says:
sicko.
Dec 4, 2011. 4:57 PMWUVIE says:
Okay, I've seen some cute Instructables, but this one takes the cake!

I love it!
Nov 23, 2011. 6:58 PMAussieAnglerGal says:
this instrucable would help those grieving gummies who lost their brains to zombie gummies.....
Nov 23, 2011. 6:56 PMAussieAnglerGal says:
i have lost count of how many times i have come back to look at this, this is such a awesomely bizarre instrucatble!!!!
Nov 18, 2011. 5:45 PMspeedracer425 says:
Two words..............

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 20, 2011. 6:52 PMfinbar galdeep says:
YOU GOT ON MEME BASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 10, 2011. 2:51 PMScience Chantal says:
Sick! But cool! :-0
Aug 31, 2011. 11:31 AMmonsterlego says:
GUMMMY BEARS!!!!!!!
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