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Step 8Two bodies are better than one
Soon after the successful split personality surgeries took the Gummi world by storm, Gummis wanted to try having two bodies connected, but no reputable surgeon would have a part in it. This picture below shows the sad result of a back alley surgery. Notice the crude cuts and the overhanging bit of green Gummi flesh. It's sad, really. The bit of hair is the most insulting part of all.
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You need to hear this sooner than later.
Yes you are
Teachers lie
And your school grades on a curve.
Sorry kid the world needs ditch diggers.
This is just fun, besides, we EAT gummi bears, which means DEATH.
P.S. Sure, I am the same age, and I finish schoolwork in 5 minutes, and everything is right!
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P.S. try toning down the stuff you give away on the internet. Other people (not all of them with the best intentions) read it. And can use it. In very bad ways. Like just from your name and your statement, I know you are a 11 yr. old girl. NOT the best thing to give away. You also have at least minor insecurities with yourself. How do I know that? Because you felt the need to defend yourself on the internet, a place of complete anonymity where there are no punishments. So giving away the fact that you are a marginally insecure 11 year old girl, BAD IDEA! (if you aren't sure why, then you might want to brush up on internet safety.)
P.P.S. sorry if this sounded like a rant, it wasn't meant to be. I was simply meant to be informative and perhaps marginally humbling. (I find humility and modesty to be traits the world is sadly lacking.(And if you think I'm a hypocrite for mentioning my achievements and then saying I believe in humility, note that I acknowledge there is someone smarter than me out there. But if you just want to be rude, I can't stop you. And maybe I am a hypocrite. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, after all.))
P.P.P.S. If you worded this a little better and took out the self defense bit, it could have been kinda funny. Work on it, you'll get better.
First off, 'while attending one of the top 50 preparatory schools in the U.S.A. isn't a complete sentence.
Although starting a sentence with the word 'and' has become a literary taboo, it can be done if the author or writer has sufficient mastery of the English language to craft a proper sentence. You don't.
Capitalization matters, it's there for a reason. Your P.S's lack capitalization like gummi bears lack pain receptors.
That being said, ALL CAPS is not a good way of expressing your ideas. If what you have to say is really worth saying, we'll take note, you don't need to shout for us to hear you.
'And can use it. In very bad ways.' These aren't sentences, and wouldn't be even if you put them together. Again, it's possible to start a sentence with the word 'and', just not for you.
'Like just from your name and your statement, I know you are a 11 yr. old girl.' There are so very many things wrong with this sentence. Here, I'll try to provide an English translation: "For example, just from your name and what you said, I can infer that you are an eleven year old girl." Like is not a word that you can start a sentence with. Your comma is unneccesary there. Since the word 'eleven' begins with a vowel sound, you would use 'an' instead of 'a'.
You shouldn't apologize to the community for ranting, stick by what you said. Yes, it was a rant, yes you sound like a self-centered, arrogant, cocky person, but that's who you are, and you should be proud of it. You weren't very informative, msot of the 'information' that you gave us was about how massively intelligent you are, and how everyone else is so stupid, but that's not the issue, is it? Acknowledging that there might be someone better than you out there doesn not mean that you are being humble. Again, you start a sentence with the word and.
Why would you add a PS, a PPS, and a PPPS to your message? If you really wanted to say all of those things, just add them to the already long body of your message. There is no reason to add a post script to an internet comment, as it is unneccesary and makes you sound pretentious and infantile.
'Work on it, you'll get better'. Well, I'm sure that fungus amungus appreciates your wonderful insight.
no really ur alright kid
Nobody cares....
- Gummibearlover
P.S: im doing college math ;), but don't brage of ur smartness, cause it can get u disliked