Matter of fact, I think the pictures pretty much speak for themselves but here goes anyway.
You need one empty plastic water or pop bottle
A knife
Scissors
Duct tape
Use your knife to start the initial cut in the plastic. Cut downward toward the base.
Use the scissors to cut a largish egg shaped opening on a slight diagonal.
Fold small strips of duct tape over the cut edges to cover completely. When you tape around a curve, cut the tape so it folds in easily.
Leave the outer wrapper intact so it's more discreet.
This can be rinsed out and reused.
Be happy if you have male plumbing, or one of these if you don't.









































I took an empty hair spray pump bottle, or you may use any reasonable facsimile it must be long, thin and made of sturdy plastic and have a small opening on one end. Just take a sharp knife and slice off the wide end, you may need to cut off some little shaving so it is smooth. That is it. I just tried it and it works great, and you do not even have to bend over just hold it up against your body at a slight angle downward, and voile. The bottle just needs to be washed and there is not tape to hold odors it is perfect. Keep a plastic bag handy for storage, I use the plastic bag that holds my paper delivery just the right size.I
I'm glad you found something that works just as effectively as those expensive gadgets.
Thanks for your comment.