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HOW TO: Score an organic hottie.

HOW TO: Score an organic hottie.
In this ever changing social environment you often need to find an edge. Between social networking sites, eDating, text-sex-lines and the ever intimidating face-to-face encounter the average Joe often finds himself struggling to impress that special girl.

Good news, I'm here to help. This Instructable will provide you with a good outline to attract a sexy lady who just so happens to love her planet. (An admirable quality, and great conversation starter!)

Don't forget to vote for this Instructable in the Epilog Challange!
 
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Step 1STEP ONE: The right place. The right products. The right gal.

STEP ONE: The right place. The right products. The right gal.
I'm not sure about the rest of you, but I am tired of the packaged, silicon enhanced variety of "beauty" that the world has been pushing. While I can certainly acknowledge the beauty of those individuals, and I certainly do not mean offense, I am looking for a more natural look. Interestingly this metaphor applies to our food and daily products too. Sure, it may seem appealing... but often it's a bit bland, over manufactured, and in the end just plain bad for you. Perhaps you agree.

All of that aside, we're looking for an organic gal who loves organic food and cares for the environment. What better place to start than a health food store?! Scout your location, live the lifestyle! Source your food from local producers when possible and focus on the total economic impact of the food and products you're using. This will both put you in the right place to meet such a lovely lady and offer the additional benefits of health and happiness. Bonus!
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32 comments
Apr 20, 2009. 6:49 PMcoffeedrinker says:
And they lived happily ever after...
Jul 31, 2009. 6:39 AMespdp2 says:
Happy (belated) anniversary.
Mar 22, 2011. 9:59 AMhedzup456 says:
same here, happy (very belated) anniversary
Mar 5, 2011. 9:16 PMramuravi says:
i am male i want female frnd
Jul 26, 2009. 5:31 PMspydyr says:
I like you methods... I cheated... I went to a community college and scoped the Democrats club and the Outdoor club first. Then I found said girl later on at a health food store. Odd. I cant find anybody from my ConservativeCollegeStudents club at any healthfood or organics store.
Jul 10, 2009. 7:26 PMMark Rehorst says:
The trouble with the babes who shop in the organic food stores is they like to be "natural" which translates to "no shaving"!
Apr 25, 2009. 3:12 PMsam says:
Tell me more about the car! Did you actually convert it to electric? It looks great.
Apr 25, 2009. 11:21 PMniranj_1994 says:
Yes I used a 1.5 volt solar panel to convert it to electric energy.Don't forget to vote me in the Earthjustice United States of Efficiency Contest it starts on may 13th
Apr 24, 2009. 6:48 AMniranj_1994 says:
Your wife is sexy and hot
Apr 25, 2009. 5:26 AMfinfan7 says:
I second that motion. I also have to remark that your title is kinda hilarious. Good work on everything involved.
Apr 23, 2009. 5:01 PMflipzz says:
how much austieee
Apr 21, 2009. 4:25 AMt.rohner says:
Funny instructable, but you should remove the bikini, since it's made from synthetic fabric ;-))
Apr 23, 2009. 1:14 AMt.rohner says:
Well, it's not much fabric anyway. So the ecological impact wouldn't be that big, by removing it. Maybe the visual effect on the above mentioned 13 yo's would be bigger. But then, there are other places than instructables, 13 yo's would look for bikini(less) ladies.
Apr 21, 2009. 11:16 AMshmacky26 says:
Do you have any idea what the 13 year old boys on this site are going to do with the pictures of your wife in a bikini that you just posted to then entire universe? I'm sure you know, as long as your cool with that....
Apr 21, 2009. 10:28 PMparadox033 says:
I'm pretty certain 13 year old boys do that with anything they can find on the Internet that even resembles a female. :P
Apr 23, 2009. 8:02 AMshmacky26 says:
There's really nothing "sad" about that, it's simply human nature. I was just curious as to if you had thought of that, apparently you have are cool with it. On a side note, I found this instructable to be silly, but your love for the envirnment admirable.
Apr 21, 2009. 6:57 PMtavykitty says:
I think this is very cute...way to go organic hottie! I hope u win!! :)
Apr 20, 2009. 10:49 PMFeedTheGrid says:
Green is good! Congrats to you both. : - ) FTG
Apr 20, 2009. 5:31 PMSaph says:
I found this Quintet Quite Quaint. And the small Quantity is Quite Quick to read, and the Quotes and Quips for our Quest to Quit the inorganic entertaining <3

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