Named for someone
that stands in combat boots waist deep dealing with
bureaucracy all day long making sure things are safe to eat. Here is a field expedient recipe that really doesn't require baking at all. Actually the opposite, refrigerating things down to the optimal safe holding temperature between 35 to 38 degrees F.
Make this delectable pudding pie from store bought ingredients and packed with the wholesome goodness of pure grade A milk. Contains enough refined sugar to down a cow after a sugar high.
CAUTION: Preparation involves a lot of stuff in the kitchen and guaranteed to make a mess. Clean up thoroughly and sanitize afterwards. Allergy warning: This ible may have been processed by someone who may be nuts.